untitled disaster man

2: disser and asterer || bi || he/him || 30+

[superlazernovaa]

ifuckinngh need that art thats the bunny girl giggling at nice videos of baby bunnies PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

[yay-bunnies-world]

this ?

[madokanameofficial]

I think there should be a big machine that you step into and it tells you all the problems you have and how to help with them. Support my dream.

[homurakemiofficial]

I think no mafhine should know my dark heart and dark soul and dark mind and dark miscellaneous illnesses and dark disabilities and dark disorders and my other dark problems. Because that's nobody's or machine's businessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I would like dollars andrespect and support though.

[subspaceskater]

cloud

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[addemius]

A Wizard pondering his orb

What thoughts pass through this great mage's head?

[maxidango]

tried new fits for kathy!!

[rinnegami]

[saaraahka]

I'm so lovable and amazing for experiencing two hugs and one date in my 37 years on this earth 💖

[atomeja]

[gumi-artpoidd]

neko vr is hilarious

[deergirlsrituals]

[happilyburningwizard]

Non-native speaker, I've been using this basically since I learned English in primary school and people around me straight up do not believe me when I say this. It irks me and I know I'm right. Older English grammar is stupid.

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[nyaa]

[yurimartyr]

Collection

[eddwardtheseventhstardrawnwizard]

Gotta have a griller in your collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[tigirl-and-co]

[anarqueeen]

Hate when I'm trying to find my luggage at the baggage claim but they all look the same. Many such cases.

[simplyghosting]

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment King situation.

[happilyburningwizard]

I feel like things would have to be WAY more dire for me to become Condiment King than the Joker. At least J has a tux.

[pukicho]

Do you think people in the past realized that their shit was old as fuck?

[happilyburningwizard]

Was playing a time travel game where you kill a dinosaur looking thing and it drops "ancient bone" and I was like no it's not. I just picked that up fresh today.

[ysolt]

disney buying star wars was like the worst thing that could have happened to it because that company has this perverse desire to turn everything into a pseudo religious nostalgia cult and look in the camera and tell you how ✨magical✨ this all is. it's like they've long given up on ever making any meaningful, no sorry, even passingly entertaining art and fully going in on freudian parasocial connection to the customer. you arent' supposed to watch any of this for the sake of watching something good you are paying money to relive your childhood and find identity. it's disgusting. how the fuck do you fumble star wars

[happilyburningwizard]

Big, huge agree. Went to the movies last night and had that "we should see a double event within seven days" meme flash into my head when they ran the moana remake trailer.