[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[peacelovesexandbliss]

[intensional]

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

[roll1uptwice]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wouldn’t it be cool if you could dream with other people, like multiplayer dreaming.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe medieval people happened upon a T-Rex fossil and came to a relatively logical conclusion that dragons existed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling children that you won’t get mad if they tell the truth and then getting mad about it will turn them into massive liars in the future

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

friendly reminder that he

[gaywitchybitch]

he what

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

he

[focsle]

There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’

[focsle]

I got a cat and she found it.

[pipistrellus]

YOU WERE RIGHT

[vickimilly]

[daddyusher-deactivated20140816]

shrek is the god of self confidence

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[jheselbraum]

I want to know the story behind this?

Like. Look at the movement of the water. The color. They’re not in a tank. That’s the motherfucking ocean. Or at least, a large closed off area in the ocean. The man in the video is on some sort of raft.

But those dolphins know the dude well enough to beach right next to him, and while I’m no expert in dolphin-ese, I know enough to make a pretty solid guess that those dolphins are trying to communicate with that clarinet (dolphins have their own languages! And I think the fast, lilting notes of the song combined with the clarinet’s natural sound mimics a dolphin’s clicks and chirps pretty well, all things considered)

So what in the Sam Heck is going on here???

[autumnhobbit]

i fully support people being able to vent

but i also firmly support a person’s right to say “hey, i really would rather not hear this right now” for any reason, so if you ever don’t want me to mindlessly ramble about how much my life sucks PLEASE feel free to tell me because i strongly think that helping someone deal with their problems should be VOLUNTARY

[drhds]

oh BOY do I have about a dozen people I’m gonna screenshot this to

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

[piedude]

Irish recipes:

[misehry]

sext: i don’t ignore you as much as i ignore other people

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”

hey

hey

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Do you think the monsters from Monsters Inc have had to start using internet memes to make kids laugh

[nannycanes]

Sully: Here comes dat boi! Mike: -comes in on a unicycle- oh shoot whaddup

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Mike: *from behind door* Some

Mike: *bursts through door* BODY ONCE TOLD ME 

[broodingsoul]

This is my favorite type of postmodernism

[plantain-emoji]

May your next period be light and end quickly

[plantain-emoji]

This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.

[striders]

literally every skin and hair care professional in the world: hot showers are really damaging!!!

me, stepping out of the shower into a bathroom filled floor to ceiling with steam, my skin glowing neon pink after i’ve scrubbed every inch of my body raw under boiling water: Interesting!

[tooiconic]

This is a call out.

[such-justice-wow]

Both are good!

[aivopaahdin-blog]

Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Who showers in their underwear?

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

[red-rioter]

Why can’t we just have a normal, informative post here why we gotta make it like this

[surprisebitch]

i’ve been doing hot showers and then ending them with a minute of a cold shower for years! it really helps balance your body temperature cause you dont feel too cold when you get out and you get to experience both benefits of a hot and cold shower! i also just looked it up and they’re called contrast showers which are 100 times better than just doing simply cold or hot. it’s really therapeutic and good to do hot then cold in one shower session. so try it!

also yes, show the cartoon dick ya cowards

[a-million-sassy-bunnies]

Contrast showers are the best!!!!!