love ya

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[frickiestfricks]

[aletheyass]

just seen someone’s tattoo that i guess was supposed to say memento mori in greek alphabet except it was spelled ΜΣΜΣΠΤΘ ΜΘRΦ = msmspth mthrph (?) and i am obsessed like yes girl smsjxhwbesk to you too who needs words❤️

[foulserpent]

[oneheadtoanother]

[averagefairy]

sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

[modernhaterboy]

Why is it that when you start eating eggs you also have to suffer a race against time before your brain decides to make eating eggs unbearable

[dankmemeuniversity]

[studentlifeproblems]

[barnescafe]

[noahnomore]

[noblepeasant]

Finally, a rival to

[captain-price-officially]

[egg-tampon]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you know how city pigeons are an invasive species that were originally imported as fancy domesticated pets? but then they were released into the wild and started breeding and are now technically feral?

[crazydoodlez]

What the fuck

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah and you know how the same thing is happening now with peacocks in some parts of the u.s.?

ok so I want to live in a timeline where the order got switched and for decades New Yorkers have regularly been dragging their trashbags out to the pavement only to find angry feral peacocks roosting in their dumpsters, cooing like vengeful harbingers of tail feathers and doom.

[darthmelyanna]

In the 90s people were eating less beef, so some American cattle ranchers were trying to come up with ways to boost their income. In northeastern Oklahoma, somebody said, “Hey, what about emus?”

I don’t really know the first thing about what emu tastes like, but apparently you can raise them in similar environments to cattle ranches. So some of these ranchers bought some emus and made a run of it.

But while people in the 90s we’re eating less beef, you know what they weren’t replacing it with? Emu.

So you’re a cattle rancher in Oklahoma and you’ve got emus you can’t do anything with, and it takes money to feed them, so you might just… release them into the wild. Where there are no predators to take down a six-foot-tall feathered dinosaur.

For years, you were more likely to hit an emu with your car than hit a deer.

[shabbytigers]

peacocks are a lot more raucous, it’s not gonna be the gentle cooing you get with pigeons. like i know ppl complain about urban pigeons but the noise factor isn’t usually the problem

[a-quiet-nightmare]

A peacock is a pretty version of a very angry cross between a Canadian goose and an American turkey. I have seen feral peacocks *fight* geese and turkeys (and win). Contrary to popular belief they’re pretty well able to weather American winters and they reach deep into any kind of forest they’re loose by.

A pigeon can not last in a forest. A shiny blue dinosaur can.

[guerrillatech]

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?