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sneefsnorf

im gods weakest faggot

chelsamander

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Uh

Because she took it aul in the divorce

ralfmaximus

SOMERSET - A local family is catching heat after throwing a birthday bash for their daughter last weekend featuring a piñata shaped like a police officer. The party, held at a public park, was going smoothly until the kids lined up to take swings at “Officer Snickers,” a papier-mâché patrolman stuffed with candy and what appeared to be citations for bad attitudes. “We just thought it was funny,” said the girl’s father, Randy Gillis, a lifelong Democrat. “She wanted a piñata and said ‘make it someone with authority.’ I blame Paw Patrol.”

I see nothing wrong with this.

ladyshinga

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theinsaneum

memeclassheroes

keezybees

Childhood sweethearts~

prints!

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king shit

goldcoyoteart

Desire (ferocity)

bestoftweets

audiobyte-moved

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

slimegargoyle

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

troythecatfish

mtg-anthro-smash-or-pass

Hazoret is easily one of the best and hottest characters in the age of online Magic stories!

She's the goddess of ferver and passion, so devoted to her God-Pharoah that she served as the final warden to the promised afterlife.

She is strong enough to best the Scorpion God, a diety *designed* to slay her, because the humans she protects cared for her and rose to her defense.

She survived the final hours of Naktamun because she fights alongside the humans she now protects in her siblings' stead.

VOTE FOR THE 40 FOOT TALL SINGLE MOM. VOTE FOR HAZORET!!!!!!!

palatial-monstrosity

the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation