The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
Favorite commercial thing.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Peter Solarz
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

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Kiana Khansmith
One Nice Bug Per Day
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The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
Favorite commercial thing.
brain: obsess over someone you barely know me: why brain: you gotta
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
alternatives to “it was all just a dream”
it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
it was all just a feature length puppet show
it was all just a set of cave paintings
it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal
this is so important.
Who is this person I want 10
I think I just fell in love with him.
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE THIS VIDEO SERIOUSLY IDK WHY IT DOESNT HAVE MORE NOTES
Ok this is not what it looks like but please just watch it because it’s sooo good.
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shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
the worst part about the stereotype that young people are lazy is that it makes so much of our work seem invalid. i know so many kids who have 6+ hours of homework a day, do sports/extracurricular activities, have jobs, get less than 5 hours of sleep a night from studying, and still get dismissed as being lazy just cause their room isn’t clean
Alcohol will only make a person cheat if they’d considered doing it while sober. Being drunk changes your behavior, not your morals.
Thank youuuu
do you ever just ‘there’s probably something medically wrong with me but i’m just gonna ignore it and hope i don’t die’?
Please don’t get mad when a person with anxiety asks you a question for clarification. Sometimes we just need that ounce of reassurance because we constantly second guess ourselves. Thank you.
Are we sure that foxes are canines? Are we sure they aren’t just big stupid cats?
Ugh what a cutie
I NEED IT
I need 12
“Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?”
“Yes”
“It’s Grandma"
im actually the meanest person when im stressed. i would literally yell shut up to anything that is making noise
Aladdin, 1992
The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film.
“Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries! It will not break! It will not- …. it broke.”
that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE LINE IN THE SHOW.
My tears
Genius
Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary.
You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”
Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.
This isn’t fucking rocket science, people.
#sameteam
To everyone with a buddy or buddies this is for you. If you don’t have a buddy I hope it’s because your entire class is watching out for and caring about each other.