Something along these lines

How do they rise up

[helpmemiku]

I ❤️ talking about myself in the second person. Why did you do that

[heronbrew]

I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

[lesbianralzarek]

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

@lavoiz asked for Pyke and Ko wearing Pix’s bow and I felt duty bound as an artist obliged to answer the call!

Threw in the rest of the crew for fun.

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

@lavoiz asked for Pyke and Ko wearing Pix’s bow and I felt duty bound as an artist obliged to answer the call!

Threw in the rest of the crew for fun.

[freakonakaleesh]

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

[freakonakaleesh]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

when ur mutuals are mutual with each other 

pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today

[skingrad]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[melancholygirls]

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

[stillalittlekid]

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

[christ-with-a-why]

[melancholygirls]

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[maesonc-artistic-adventures]

Episode 4 of Anthem Season 2 has me by the neck and will not let go so enjoy the scenes that have haunted me for weeks!

Dialogue below the cut so you can avoid spoilers if you want.

Pyke: “No. No! NO!”

Rett: “Pyke! Pyke! It’s over!”

Pyke: “Cain! No! Get away from me!”

Rett: “He’s not here! Is that what you saw?”

Pyke: “He-he found me, Rett. He’s here. He found me!”

Rett: “No, no, no, he’s not here. Look, he didn’t shoot you right? Do you think he shot you in the head?”

Pyke: “He did-he did!”

Rett: “No he didn’t. No, no he’s not here!”

Pyke: “I felt it! I smelt it! It was—the sulfur!”

Pixel: “Rett? You want me to calm him down?”

Rett: “Pixel! Can ye—can ye help me with this? Please!”

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[deathgasmic]

am i allowed to text friends i have not spoken to in awhile or will they gather and beat me with sticks send post

[dungeoncrawlerkane]

destroy the idea that trans people need to pick new names close to their given names, but also don’t make fun of those who do pick names with similar sounds or letters. it’s a comfort thing for some.

[iamthelamp]

Demolish the idea that trans people even have to change their given names if they don’t want to. If your pal John says that she’s a girl, then John is a girl name. Names do not have genders beyond the people who use them.

[rainbowslugger]

[elodieunderglass]

Must've been hard as hell in the day-to-day

[elodieunderglass]

Frodo: I just felt like I was really locked in … idk

Sam:

[elodieunderglass]

Getting notes on this post is like …. Girls you might be in burnout. Sorry I can’t help. 😘 though

[enba-and-luka]

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous