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glorp

[endeavorance]

Less “spring cleaning” and more “spring moving my doom piles to different locations and calling that progress”

[pixelartpeach]

Visit Original Link

I couldn't find it on site, so I'm returning it to its natural habitat

[hardlymythical]

Forgot how much I loved this audio 🤣

[naughtynanzhu]

MILDRED?????

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[nofilter-cory]

Dog

[hardlymythical]

@endeavorance v important content

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[endeavorance]

Moved my arm while holding a glass, bonked the glass slightly on the table, and I exclaimed, “ow” reflexively despite not actually hurting myself

Reasonable 👍

[i-am-grell]

Guys, new Image of Despair just dropped

[endeavorance]

the biggest, largest benjamin you ever done did see

[hardlymythical]

Who is Benjamin and why is he so immense?

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[endeavorance]

Flapped the heck outta these jacks

[hardlymythical]

I have devastating news, sir Dev... The noun and verb are the opposite of what you have assumed... 😳

[endeavorance]

Reminder to exclusively refer to elephants as “Big Boys”

[hardlymythical]

Is "Big Tooters" acceptable?

[endeavorance]

Reminder to exclusively refer to elephants as “Big Boys”

[hardlymythical]

Is "Big Tooters" acceptable?

[endeavorance]

Oatmeal is goated

[endeavorance]

Burritos are goated

[gudetama-tamad]

rare Zac Oyama monologue