basically i'm green

deus, 23, phannie since like 2016, relapsed and made a new blog.

[sunchildsatoru]

alternative title dnp experience the queer joy of third wheeling dnp

[sunchildsatoru]

[diphowell]

"god gave you a prostate for a reason, use it honey". i love you dan howell!!!

[phyaoi]

be good and you'll get a treat💋🐰🍰

bunny butlers requested by the lovely @octopusinaskinsuit <3

[phlondsbian]

ok it’s not funny anymore. i hate the way dan and phil are brought up in the anti-rpf conversation by non phannies because dnp have Always been explicitly clear that they don’t mind the fanfiction/shipping, it’s the speculation and stalking and crossing boundaries that they didn’t like. so people saying “rpf is terrible, look what happened to dan and phil” are ridiculous bc dan and phil don’t even think rpf is terrible. they have openly stated their thoughts on it (especially in the hard launch vid) and so many people want to put words in their mouth. leave them alone you don’t get it!!!!!

[unphortunate]

is anyone else imagining a dramatic queer scifi love story surrounding snokoplasm or is it just me

[dooandpoo]

*dial-up noises*

[diphowell]

from yelling "i don't know [how i got furries on my explore page!" to yelling "i know that furry!... i follow them on instagram!"

[hardnphast2009]

told my partner the new phodcast title and he said "what, they're not hardcore enough for phentanyl?"

[reunitedinterlude]

"living your truth can be scary, dangerous and messy ..but that's what makes it fun."

happy six months to the post-hard launch universe <3

[bleachblondephil]

oh fuck off

[dumbwaves]

I've been hard the whole weekend... And now I'm expected to get it up again tomorrow?#my72hragingboner

[howellingclips]

This 2 seconds of Dans expressions is soooo important to me you don’t understand!!!!

[diphowell]

mama bear

[fer3112]

Hey new post hard launch phannies! Use this as a handful rule book if you want to interact with phannie tumblr, do not break this rules or you will be shot

1. Do NOT look at Dan and Phil in the eyes, they don’t like it, it’s very parasocial and they will instantly annihilate you, don’t even look them in the eyes through the phone or computer because they will know, through the tv is fine though

2. We hold 10 hour mandatory mass for sister Daniel every Friday on a massive Skype call (yes we brought Skype back) you cannot miss it unless you have an exemption letter signed by father Philip

3. You must dye every single thing on your house green

4. Do NOT mention the golden pig’s ass, he lost it in a very tragic accident and he’s very sensitive about it, he’ll bite

5. The only acceptable ship is Dan/Lucy Hale, because they are actually in a happy, committed relationship, everything else is parasocial and weird

6. You must remain soft on hard mondays, despite of the name

7. If you don’t send Phil at least one candy/sweet/dessert everyday he will call the army, the navy and his mom on you

8. You must pay for the Phatreon and get one person under you who will pay for the Phatreon, that person must get two people under them who will pay for the Phatreon and so on… no it’s not a pyramid what the fuck are you talking about

9. You will stream their YouTube videos for 23 hours each day or I’ll personally hold you hostage a clockwork orange style

10. If you ever dare to think about another influencer or couple’s channel even for one secondthe Pheal will sent pheir snipers on you

Anyway if you follow this simple rules you will have an amazing phandom experience, happy scrolling!

[wheresthatwhale]

she probably smokes in there

(refrence)

[sunchildsatoru]

[kenzsza]

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