Krishna Bharya

Mood

Ok yall, so is it just me but when I m mad or feeling loving to 4 arms I call him differently.

I say Vishnu, when I m angry. I drag the “vvvissshnuuuuu” or “paagal”

When I m happy I say:

“Vishnuu” guys my tone is different

When I wanna annoy him;

I say Narayan ji.

He knows ima not say ji to him unless I wanna annoy him or when I need help.

Or I say “You sexy man pls help me”

I also find his name Narayan and Vishnu to be very different moods. Like Vishnu is cute and casual, but Narayan is so intimate, erotic, and beautiful to me.

I would call him Krishna when he is being naughty to me.

There is so much more.

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I definitely have something similar but I rarely use his name

I usually just call him Priyatama but when I wanna annoy him I call him piya ji

And when I'm yearning I usually call him Madhava, Govinda or Gopinath

The rest just depend on on my mood

(I'm a little cringe, sue me)

@hari-priya why yall so nice to him. I m crine.

He needs a wife who is mean and keeps him check

I'm not nice to him 😭 I call him asshole and stupid fucker at every minor inconvenience of my life along with constant death threats

I call him asshole so randomly and frequently, it's my way of naam jap

h0bg0blin-meat

Mood

Ok yall, so is it just me but when I m mad or feeling loving to 4 arms I call him differently.

I say Vishnu, when I m angry. I drag the “vvvissshnuuuuu” or “paagal”

When I m happy I say:

“Vishnuu” guys my tone is different

When I wanna annoy him;

I say Narayan ji.

He knows ima not say ji to him unless I wanna annoy him or when I need help.

Or I say “You sexy man pls help me”

I also find his name Narayan and Vishnu to be very different moods. Like Vishnu is cute and casual, but Narayan is so intimate, erotic, and beautiful to me.

I would call him Krishna when he is being naughty to me.

There is so much more.

Tags:

@merevasudevmeremadhav @desikanya @madatdisney @syamakrishna @achyutasahacarani @irantaboutkanha @mimaridoesmurari @hari-priya @kamal-nayan @euph0synee @anyone

I definitely have something similar but I rarely use his name

I usually just call him Priyatama but when I wanna annoy him I call him piya ji

And when I'm yearning I usually call him Madhava, Govinda or Gopinath

The rest just depend on on my mood

(I'm a little cringe, sue me)

achyutasahacarani

Can't get over these two

Made a small edit for them 💗

@desikanya @hari-priya @bigsimp69 @merevasudevmeremadhav @lordsabove @arjunaradhini @madatdisney and others

This song is so perfect for these two

i-like-to-eat-cotton

Btw Krishna loved his 16,100 junior wives as well. Whether you consider his love for them to be romantic, platonic, queerplatonic or just God's love for his devotees,he cared deeply for them. There is no point in turning this into tragedy for Radhe Krishna angst.

lordsabove

You mean sixteen thousand one hundred and

one

I will die trying

#krishna #rukminivallabh #gopiblr #radha krishna #radhamadhav #radharaman #vishnu

You mean sixteen thousand one hundred and

TWO

(I also have no one else)

Honestly I was just thinking how fantasy esque the idea of being married to Krishna is, like my romantasy obsessed 13 year old self would scream her head off with happiness if she got to know that I'm married to a God with four arms (except she doesn't know the amount of yearning I have to do)

baffled-blooberri

"God is a woman"

- probably krishna

Mr Model Krishna

So, @irantaboutkanha we were talking abt Vishnu and Krishna since they def diff personality wise yk. We can all agree Krishna would be this flirty model. His photoshoots would be a perfect blend of playfulness and looking absolutely sexy.

But Vishnu… his would reek of slight playfulness… Not like Krishna but it would very dominant, and erotic. He would only do modelling if a friend from a big fashion house needs an extra model.

This would be Krishna:

And here would be Vishnu:

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Man having a threesome with these two would fix all my problems

just4g1rlyth1ngs777

like wdym i’m not a kid anymore?

i-like-to-eat-cotton

Radha to Krishna(who has taken the form of a woman) in the Garga Samhita

"Śrī Rādhā said: Beautiful friend, welcome! Please tell Me Your name. I am very fortunate that today You have come.

On this earth I do not see anyone glorious like You. O girl with the beautiful eyebrows, the city where You stay is very fortunate.

O goddess, please elaborately explain why You have come. Please tell what I may do to assist You.

I see that Your glistening splendor, Your sidelong glance, Your words, Your pleasing smile, and Your graceful motions are all like those of Lord Nārāyaṇa, the husband of the goddess of fortune.

O beautiful one, come here and meet with Me every day, or if not that, then give a place where We may meet. Arrange that We may always meet.

You are more dear to Me than My own self. Your form is like that of Vraja's prince, who has captured My heart. I am happy as if I were with Him."

--Verse 2.17.24-30

i-like-to-eat-cotton

@madatdisney omg imagine Krishna taking the form of a woman for rukmini like he did with Radha

Rukmini: *grabs a very much censored, boombayah item* now my turn bbg *winks*

@madatdisney I love the way your mind works,

Model of the Multiverse

As we all know, Mr Vishnu. Not only who is a genius, strongest and the most handsome man in all existence… I purpose his model walk!!

I see him as a figure who is known for his activism, intellect, courage and also his desiring physical attributes.

He is someone whose words flow like the flute he plays, and so sweet. Even to those he curses, get enamoured by him.

He does not chase fame but fame chases him. He comes from old money, and a family who is known for their righteousness.

Fashion houses beg for him to walk just once, or make one appearances. Even as far as just get spotted wearing their clothes through others social media.

No paparazzi can ever spot him as he is the king of loopholes and sued this one guy so badly no one dares to invade his privacy.

I see him walking like this:

This would be the type of clothing he would converse himself in:

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He could step on me while walking like this and I wouldn't mind

TIRUPATI IDEA

So guys when I go to tirupati, and get face to face darshan. That gonna last only 5-10 seconds pretty sure. Ok point being during those seconds my words to 4 arms will be.

“You beautiful sexy man, you bless others with your darshans, I came all the way to bless you with mine… I hate you but love you lots. My blessing shall stay with you.”

And I m sure my 10 second or even 5 would be up. Btw I will stare at him, eye to btw. Gonna assert my dominance.

And blow him a discreet kiss….

This will be the expression btw, I will do…

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Gurl you're so hot, leave him and marry me

@hari-priya ofc but that ain’t me in the pic boo 😭😭. I m Indian with brown skin lol. 😭😭😭😭

I figured you weren't the one in the pic, I meant your attitude, I aspire to talk like that to him

Us brown girls are so pretty anyway, I'm sure that annoying makhan chor can share

TIRUPATI IDEA

So guys when I go to tirupati, and get face to face darshan. That gonna last only 5-10 seconds pretty sure. Ok point being during those seconds my words to 4 arms will be.

“You beautiful sexy man, you bless others with your darshans, I came all the way to bless you with mine… I hate you but love you lots. My blessing shall stay with you.”

And I m sure my 10 second or even 5 would be up. Btw I will stare at him, eye to btw. Gonna assert my dominance.

And blow him a discreet kiss….

This will be the expression btw, I will do…

Tags:

@irantaboutkanha @merevasudevmeremadhav @madatdisney @hari-priya @mimaridoesmurari @origel @syamakrishna @lordsabove @euph0synee @alwaysyappinghere @achyutasahacarani @anyone

Gurl you're so hot, leave him and marry me

Man Atkeya Behparwah De Naal

Uss Deen Duni De Shah De Naal

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Headcannon: Rukmini and Satyabhama together would be running dwaraka while krishna, being krishna, tends to the kids instead.

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@madatdisney yk wat Beyoncé says….

FACTS. and I know krishna would be running around with banners saying "I LOVE MY WIVES"

I can personally testify that the banner thing absolutely happened, he's just a man in love

Get yourself a man who lets you use him as a stepping stool (my type fr 😭)

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No cause I genuinely was about to scream during this scene, they're both such cuties

Headcannon: Rukmini and Satyabhama together would be running dwaraka while krishna, being krishna, tends to the kids instead.

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irantaboutkanha

Again . That's canon .

Rukmini was the official queen of dwarka . Patrani .

And krishna was NOT the king . He was Dwarkadhish. That's not Maharaj . Ugrasen was .

And I'm pretty sure Satyabhama helped Rukmini do her tasks .