Hhhrrnngggg

They/them!

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[planetarytransformation]

"AMAB" i mean so what. i was jaundiced at birth too but nobody seems to want to assign social significance to that. they should though. they should assert that i will always have a jaundiced soul no matter how much urine i process. and mock me for my weak faggot kidneys #myweakfaggotkidneys

[sunderwight]

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

[ouroborosorder]

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

my oldest cat is too self conscious to play toys but sometimes he'll post up next to one in a way that's very deliberate and possessive and he'll mournfully contemplate it for a while

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

he cringes when I blow catnip bubbles for the other cats but one time I caught him batting at the leather fringe on my thrifted motorcycle jacket and I don't think he's ever recovered from the embarrassment

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's this one btw

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

overrated????

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

I don’t understand why these kingdoms keep collapsing just as I send my orc army to deliver their doordash, like, do you want this Wizard pizza or not?!

[foldingfittedsheets]

Waking up to a text from my district manager being like “Hey, [tiny store] needs coverage so the two scheduled for your store are gonna work a bell (open to close) one at each location. Who wants which store?”

I sent back, “I cannot work a bell today as my morning is dedicated to surgery prep because my wife is getting surgery tomorrow.”

The other employee is so goddamn squishy she’ll just do whatever is asked of her but I happen to know that since I work in the city he can’t make changes to my schedule less than two weeks in advance without my consent. He worded it matter of factly rather than as a request but I’m not buying what you’re selling, thanks.

Since I said no the result is that the tiny store he wanted us to cover just won’t open today. The store that seldom sees more than one person on a Monday anyway. Boo fucking hoo, it’s not worth either of us going from a six hour shift to a ten or eleven hour shift.

Afterward the other employee thanked me for holding the line and I feel like an American hero.

[wizard-at-large]

shopping around for a new homunculus

[wirelessmousegirl]

You're just saying that because your a sick pervert who gets off to themes and ideas

[byjove]

Let me give you all a tip that I doubt will be helpful for you, do not build a house if you do not already own a house. You might see “new construction, buy the lot and pay us and we’ll build this” listings on real estate sites, do not fall for them. A shitty one bedroom bird in the hand is better than a three bedroom new construction in the bush. These contractors suck ass. There is an 85% chance it will take YEARS to build that house and they will do it so incorrectly you will spend the rest of your life suing them to fix it. It’s not ALWAYS a scam but it is not a risk you want to take if you’re already renting and scraping buy. Get a house with good bones (get a private inspection) and work on making it your dream house, avoid paying for the concept of a house.

[siteuser3]

You are quite literally better off buying a fabricated home and having it shipped to your lot. It's way cheaper and while it may not retain value like a regular house, as long as you maintain it well, you're basically set for the rest of your life.

[byjove]

The double wide trailer my aunt and uncle bought 30 years ago? Still standing. A large percentage of the pre-2008 housing boom McMansions? Now completely uninhabitable, moldy and disgusting. Just get a trailer. They cost the same thing atp.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

do you think these people can read

[phoenix]

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[homunculus-argument]

it’s like. “i don’t like how fish taste and i don’t want to eat fish.”

“well have you tried putting sauce on the fish so it doesn’t taste like fish?”

“no and i don’t want to eat fish.”

“here’s a recipe on how to make really good fish!”

“that’s not what i asked for!”

To be entirely fair, I did first respond with "and how do you cook a fish in a way that it won't contain any fish?"