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skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning tutorial

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

skatinginfinitelywithyourmom

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

hellsitegenetics

String identified: t gt t g tta t gt t g atg t gt t g t a tc

Closest match: Arianta arbustorum genome assembly, chromosome: 25 Common name: Copse Snail

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random pale kings

caezavio

They are colonizing my brain actually, young hive knight babysitting hornet shenanigans

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"Hornet isn't a lesbian" then why is she a warped potrait of her father?

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Nevermind, this is what I meant now actually. You've changed my mind.

lycanthrop-ee

things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person:

- their lazers activate

- the killer gets you

- the enderman instinct

- they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse

- you catch the autism

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- deletes your save files

loukarr

- enter a pokemon battle

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- eyes fall off

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-I bite yo face off

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- I noclip into the ground to avoid eye contact

pielove123clan

-I take your face like a fairy and assume your identity

evalkojori

- you are reduced to data

hellsitegenetics

String identified: tgtataactacttaattctaactattgttatcttttacaacatctattataattaTATtaccttgtactacttaacaaaattactata

Closest match: Hypercompe scribonia genome assembly, chromosome: 28 Common name: Giant Leopard Moth

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what-even-is-thiss

Religion isn’t just stories. You might wonder why there aren’t many stories about like Hestia for example. Does that mean she’s not important?

Well no. In a purely storytelling context she doesn’t have a lot of content but in the everyday life of an ancient person following the traditions of the Greek gods is reminded of her at every meal and every log placed on the fire. She lives in the center of every home.

I love reading old stories but old stories don’t tell us what people feel or think when they breathe in quietly and deeply to themselves on a bright summer morning.

What conversations did ancient Romans have with their household gods when they couldn’t sleep? What did a young singer whisper to the muses before her first performance? What did she burn to appease them? What did a mother swipe out of her son’s hand during a local religious festival? We don’t really know those things from just reading stories.

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Reblog if you love boobs and hate ICE

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my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people

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thebagelhut

I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need

motherhenna

discount-butlins

oakh4rt

throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old

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King

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Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”

I’m a teenager

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red-signal

WHO’S TURNING CHRISTMAS

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cute little girl excitedly telling her class she's gonna bring her pet bunny in for show and tell and everyone is expecting an adorable ball of fluff but then she comes in with the most demonically possessed looking hare ever. she's got him clutched to her chest like you would hold a stuffed animal but his long back legs are dragging on the ground. she smothers him in kisses and proudly tells everyone "I haven't been able to teach him how to fetch or anything yet but if you look in his eyes long enough he can tell you how you'll die!!! 🥰"

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Pretty sure a friend of mine has that exact rabbit

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You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

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This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

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By Talos this cannot be happening

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic

shez-bitchy

he cheated. on his wife.

outsidersmark

he’s also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life

fancyeliza-deactivated20200804

fave things about this post:

the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut

calling any founding father a slut

the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS

that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks “slut shaming” and “Isnt it gross that he cheated on his wife” are the same thing

Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210

210 slutty, slutty years

the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when they’re talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS

the fact that the words “Slutshaming” and “Alexander Hamilton” have been used in the same sentence

i mean just apply what we’d traditionally think of as “slut shaming” to Alexander Hamilton.

His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock

i barely know who alexander hamilton is

heritageposts

date of origin: 2014

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The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.

what-even-is-thiss

I see people in my life be so confused as to why Europe has less drunk driving than the US does even though a lot of European countries have higher rates of alcohol use than we do and like buddy. It’s because drunk Europeans can get home without a car.

When there’s no designated driver in the US your options are hire an expensive cab or uber, walk ten miles on the side of a highway, or drive home drunk.

Europeans can just walk. Or take a tram. Or drunkenly ride a bike. They have pubs under every trash bin. They have usable buses. Even if they’re ruining their livers they at least won’t have to die in a car crash about it.