Harry 🌜🌞

Trans Artist 🏳️‍⚧️ 27 he/they 🔻art, prints, and jewelry🔻 harrisonandstars.mayhem.my

[samreich]

choose your fighter

[harrisonandstars]

Karaoke is the absolute worst way to sing why do we do it in public??? professionals in concert don't even sing without backup vocals in their ear, singing with no reference point for timing or pitch is so fucking hard I hate it

[harrisonandstars]

someone wrote "Wyatt Callow is my husband" in the shelf in the pen aisle at work

girl he can't be your husband he's dead

[harrisonandstars]

Someone at the art market is wearing a dress I almost thrifted and it looks great on them

[harrisonandstars]

No one at work today had seen over the hedge what has this world come to?

[harrisonandstars]

Found the perfect balloon at work that I could sneakily change 'Happy' to 'Harry' and it worked so well!

[harrisonandstars]

Who puts kimchi in the work fridge???

[harrisonandstars]

Just watched the new smarty-pants short about how to respond when someone doesn't remember you, and I want to add to the conversation the opposite situation, where you definitely know the person but you want to downplay how much you remember them.

I had this issue, a guy I flirted with then ghosted from my astronomy class in 2018 was the host of an event I was a part of this February. We are literally still friends on Facebook.

So when I got there the organizer introduced us to each other and I had to fane barely remembering him. "Hey! Nice to meet you! Yeah I think we already know each other? We're already friends on Facebook? Oh yeah astronomy class! Great to see you again!"

We clearly both remembered but played it off well enough to not have to address anything.

[harrisonandstars]

I feel so bad for my coworker, our manager was out of town for 2 weeks so we had to pick up a lot of shifts but it turns out I got most of them because my check for that pay period was $500 more than my coworker who's been here way longer than me???

Why am I experiencing favoritism???

[secretgarden]

[sloppystyle]

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

[thunderbottle]

he’s on his way

[pnglove]

[dilfosaur]

hey guys- i’m very sad to share the news that i am no longer a part of drawfee going forward. you’ll keep seeing me around as i move on to new things! but please understand the privacy and difficulty around the matter.

thank you everyone for many fun years, and for your continued support going forward 🫶

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

[harrisonandstars]

I forget the majority of my coworkers are autistic so I can't say "if there's a spare balloon we should use it for this person who is coming back from a rough trip" without them wondering what a spare balloon is and who's gonna pay for it, girls it's just a balloon you take.

But in the flipside that one balloon has turned into a balloon bouquet for that person and potentially a tradition of giving people balloons for their birthday

[harrisonandstars]

I don't know how weed works but somehow I get the best high when using my mom's old metal one hit pipe that looks like a cigarette, I can get higher off of that that a whole bowl in my bong it's magic

[harrisonandstars]

Why are they playing Lil Nas X in the Michael's craft store