Harry Marvolo Slytherin

Harry x Draco I Harry x Lucius I Harry x Tom Riddle I Harry x Severus

[harrymarvoloslytherin]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

Ron: Who here would you most likely bang? *truth or dare*

Harry: Draco.

Draco: oh look, Harry’s blushing.

*two rounds later*

Hermione: Draco, truth or dare.

Draco: Dare.

Hermione: Grab Harry, carry him to the bedroom, and do everything you’ve wanted to do to him for the past four years that he’s fine with you doing.

[cruvcio]

The Houses as Halloween Things 🎃👻 // [click to enlarge ϟ info]

[drrarythings]

Draco to Harry: I am cold

Pansy, Blaise and all the Slyderins: You can have my jac-

Draco: I AM COLD POTTER!

[muirin007]

Based on this post. Gotta love the godfather.

[harrymarvoloslytherin]

seriously one of my favourite things in the poa movie was this

remus: be quiet, sirius

sirius: be quiet yourself, remus

snape: oh, look at you two, quarrelling like an old married couple

sirius: WHY DONT YOU RUN ALONG AND PLAY WITH YOUR CHEMISTRY SET?

whoever wrote this CLEARLY knows what they're doing like this is exactly how sassy sirius would be 99.9% of the time stg

[macremme]

Do you have any headcanon if Harry and Draco snogged in 8th year?? I loved your first date drawing but your newest is so cool and makes me want some more 8th year from you! ❤❤

Do I, anon. Headcanon where Draco became friends after the war and Draco just keeps on lying on grass. Like at random places, and he always just wondered how Harry always found him. This is, of course before he found out about the Map and before they started dating. And when they started dating, Harry just keeps on saying “found you” before snogging him senseless. 

And thank you, btw!!! 

[bixgirl1]

@macremme : bringing joy to drarry shippers since 2017.

😍😍

[undesirablenumberone]

hogwarts: winter celebrations.

[queenofthyme]

Draco: Oi Potter. Duel. Midnight. You and me.

Harry: Your dorm this time?

Draco: Yeah, and don’t polish your wand before hand. I’ll know.

Ron: Harry, are you and Malfoy having -

Harry: Can’t I just arrange casual duels with my arch enemy without everyone questioning me all the time???????

[skindyedblue]

Whenever I’m sad I think about how much Sirius and Remus would have bickered as they tried to choose a Christmas present for Harry.

“Books? Moony, c'mon…” “Books about defensive spells, Sirius. They’re useful—” “And boring.” “Well. What would you get him, then?” “I don’t know… Something fun. Maybe a new quidditch kit.” “Even though Ron Weasley is getting him that already?” “Aaauuugh. Fine. We’ll get him boring books.” “Good, since I already bought them. Sign the card, will you?” “You’re impossible.” “I love you too, Padfoot.”

[drarrymeup]

Draco: I have stirrings for Potter

Pansy: Stirrings?

Draco: Stirrings.

Pansy: Don’t you mean feelings?

Draco: No, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. More like … alright, feelings, damn you.

[silverfanart-archive]

Finally posting this even if it’s cheesy and sloppy because I’m tired of having it untouched in my drawing folder aghhh! 

I dunno, I’m just really a fan of Molly being wary about Draco at first but then she starts treating him as her own son. I adore fics like that, gimme all of em

[drarrymeup]

Draco: Hello? Auror office? There’s an insanely good looking man in my house.

Draco: Wait a second. Cancel that. It’s only my reflection.

[marvelgifs]

Team Thor | Thor: Ragnarok

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

taika waititi recycling this joke >>> everything j*ss whed*n has ever written for the mcu canon

[drakes-hoard]

*FLIPS TABLE*

GIVE ME GRYFFINDOR DRACO. GRYFFINDOR DRACO WHO GROWS UP BEING TOLD THAT HE DOESN’T BELONG IN HOUSE OF THE BRAVE AND CAN’T STAY IN THE COMMON ROOMS BECAUSE HE’LL BE DESTROYED, SO HE FREQUENTLY STAYS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE COMMON ROOMS, INCLUDING HIDING OUT AFTER CURFEW.

GIVE ME SLYTHERIN HARRY, WHO LEARNED THAT HE’D MAKE FRIENDS IN THE HOUSE OF THE SLY AND CUNNING. GIVE ME HARRY WHO IGNORES THE WHISPERS OF HIM BECOMING THE NEXT DARK LORD. GIVE ME HARRY WHO LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BECAUSE IT’S TOO COLD.

GIVE ME RAVENCLAW RON, WHO FEELS WRONG, BECAUSE HE THINKS HE’S THE FARTHEST THING FROM SMART, WHO GETS LOCKED OUT OF HIS COMMON ROOM BECAUSE HE CAN’T FIGURE OUT THE PASSCODE.

GIVE ME HUFFLEPUFF HERMIONE, WHO CONSTANTLY LEAVES THE COMMON ROOM BECAUSE ITS MUCH TOO LOUD. WHO FIGHTS THE STEREOTYPE OF HUFFLEPUFFS BEING LEFTOVERS.

You still with me? Good because remember how I said they all stay out of their common rooms?

GIVE ME ALL FOUR MEETING AND BECOMING ACQUAINTANCES, THEN BEST FRIENDS.

Draco takes time to warm up to them, but slowly starts losing that prejudice(through a lot of corrections from Ron and Harry sometimes Hermione).

Give me them becoming friends and starting house unity.

Give me Draco bashing someone in the face for calling Hermione mudblood.

Give me Harry ruining someone’s status for making fun of Ron’s family.

Give me Hermione chewing someone out for calling Draco a carbon copy of his father.

Give me Ron asking his Fred and George to prank someone bad for starting rumors about Harry.

Give me all of them being protective of each other because they’re the only family they’ve got here.

[staganddragon-deactivated201804]

Hi! Your evening is being formally interrupted by ME to inform you that I’m CRYING. I hope you all have a goodnight, enjoy reading this LITERAL MASTERPIECE

[stubbornslytherin]

When Harry calls Draco “Dray” in fanfics I literally melt

[blvnk-art]

Because Lily Evans hot for shirtless James Potter after a Quidditch match is classic Jily.

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