NINA

My name's Nina. 23. Greece.

[sunfortune]

the spotify wrapped needs to adjust for mental breakdowns. if i played a song 300 times in 1 day and then NEVER again it should not qualify for my top song of the year 🙄 

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[youhaveaguineapigwhere]

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle-deactivated20260710]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[ghulheim]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

[toebeens]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

[the-memes-blog]

no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

men can look like literal sewer rats on a good day & then have the audacity to say you look different irl compared to pictures online like sir you have the plague 

[mothric]

me? letting an entire fic play out in my head from beginning to end and not writing a single thing down, thus forever sealing it in my brain as a self-indulgent relic that will never see the light of day?? 

it’s exactly as likely as you think

[theroseandthebeast]

#must a story be “published” #is it not enough for it to be mentally rehearsed with minor variations while falling asleep (galwednesday)

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

people who text me when I’m sleeping or at work have no idea how happy it makes me like finishing work and reading cute messages or waking up and reading sweet messages like I can’t think of anything better REALLY

[lilsugarbush]

[dirtsnakes]

sometimes making tea is less about drinking it and more ab it keeping you company

[kalewolfson]

[cat-memes-only]

[skinoutqueen]

Nobody:

Rude ass person who thinks being mean is a personality trait: sorry sweetheart I’m just really blunt 😘

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

you don’t hate winter, you hate living an atomized existence where you get up and go to your shitty job rather than sit inside under a fire with your kin telling stories, eating, and playing

[weboftime]

Capitalism: go to work 10000 years of evolution: stay home and spin wool and yarns

[jai-makes-music]

[yugirimistwalker]

this is the last year that we can make this stupid joke so im going to make the most of it and post it every day until 2020

[superwholocks-assbutts]

[aboutchopsuey]

I would give at least one kidney to see harry on the british bake off