[fipindustries]

[marcchurch]

[neil-gaiman]

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

[doublevampires]

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

[doublevampires]

fascinating

[triviallytrue]

what the fuck is the backend of this site like

[bidoof]

this is my favorite “clickbait about hackers” picture

[powerburial]

this is the type of things guys talked about in the tavern in the 1200s

[tallwife]

return of the king

[disableddyke]

my body is a group project and no one is doing their part correctly

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

What’s a little sexting among friends

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

This is not what I meant

[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

[dogalmighty]

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the summer is like well what if it was unbearable outside and you can't wear any cool jackets. and everyone's going to tell you that this is the best time of the year. and you're the crazy one

[4x01]

just painted an onion on a cutting board and i think it’s the peak of my artistic career

[4x01]

look at her…

[4x01]

she gets stronger!

[4x01]

the full painting is finally complete!

[teaboot]

This is giving me emotions that I myself do not fully understand

[theblogformerlyknownasgreychan]

Maybe you're just tearing up because someone has been cutting onions

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[the-a-j-universe]

That's just the same man again.

[kosovan-deactivated20190108]

[criptochecca]

Every few months twitterinas bring back the “carnivores are a problematic element of nature and we should feed them synthetic meat and make it so they don’t eat herbivores. this is completely normal, feasible and won’t have any kind of repercussion on the ecosystem” discourse

[criptochecca]

First time I saw that was a guy who had as proposition to create fake prey animals with a robotic exoskeleton and covered in synthetic meat that predators would hunt, eat and then the exoskeleton would get up and go to the lab to get re meated. That was funny as hell

[leviathan-the-boy]

Tiger watching skinless carcass it just ate get up and walk away

[fairycosmos]

me in my head at the supermarket: nobody is ever going to fucking love me. omg 25% off

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

when I was a kid my best friend and I were really enamored by the very exotic concept of quicksand so every summer we used to go down to the woods near the lakeshore and play in a patch of mud that would let us sink in it up to our chests and pretend that it was quicksand. it was extremely dense and very hard to move through or get out of and we always had to crawl out on our bellies, completely exhausted and coated in mud up to our necks. lost several shoes and one pair of pants that way.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

us, playing in quicksand: “haha! let’s pretend this is quicksand!”