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what did they do
What they had to do.
Where's Dave?
Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer
*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made
Any nursery rhyme can be made creepy... it's just all about how they use it... like, a really upbeat one like.. baby shark (ik, ik, oooo so scary), show a radio or a tv that's slightly broken, and have the song coming out slowly 'baaabbbyy shhaaarkkk' and make it sound disoriented, with the electric sounds happening every now and again 'baaaaBbbBbbYyyYy SsssSsshhHhhaAaaRkkkK' after that, show a creepy/scary scene ie: (keeping in theme of sharks) a sharks dorsal fin emerges from the waters, and a person is out in the water, the camera pans into the person. Now, the jump scare should be the loudest, deepest, and the creepiest of every other the song played... the person in the water looks on absent mindedly as the shark jumps up and chomps him down 'DADDY SHARK!'
(Also, it helps being a writer in times like these... though that probably sucked!)
His name is Jacob Blake, and he's in stable condition, and is in intensive care. He did NOT deserve to be shot 7 times, especially not in front of his 3 young children. The officers are only on administrative leave, when they should be in prison with attempted murder. Hopefully Mr. Blake makes a speedy recovery!
Alright, I need to have a chat with the teenagers that follow me, specifically regarding lying about your age and nsfw content. This isn’t directed at anyone, but I think it’s a convo that needs to be had in general.
I was a teenager once. I get it. Everyone lies about their age online. Maybe not to other people, but I’m sure every minor has clicked a ‘yeah, sure, I’m 18+” button at some point in their lives. I’m not here to shame you for that.
What I am here to say is it is vital that teenagers understand the difference between engaging in sexual content independently (ie, entering a fake birthday to access 18+ content), and lying about your age to engage in sexual activities with others online (joining discord servers/using nsfw channels intended for adults only/lying about your age to talk to nsfw content creators/commissioning nsfw art/etc).
Lying about your age to a website so you can look at porn is one thing. It’s an entirely independent experience, where the only consent that really matters is yours. Nobody has any power over you in this situation, and there’s about no chance of legal consequences.
However, lying about your age to other human beings is extremely different. If you’re engaging in nsfw roleplay with a friend about the same age as you, talking about sex with other teenagers, sharing nsfw fics among friends, that’s one thing. But do not lie about your age to engage in sexual activities/discussions. Not only is something that could have actual legal ramifications, and very serious ones depending on what’ going on, but it’s a violation of the other people’s consent. The moment other real people are involved, you need to be respectful of their boundaries & what is and isn’t appropriate for you to be engaging with. If they say no minors, I don’t care if you’re 17.5, you stay out until you are 18 years old.
Examples of situations where it is never okay to lie or mislead anyone about your age online include:
Joining/accessing nsfw channels or servers on discord.
Yes, I know it’s very easy to just click that little red button on discord that lets you access the channel you’re so curious about. It looks just like the one you see on adult websites that you click without thinking.
Don’t do it.
If channels are 18+ then you stay out of them. There are other real life human beings involved who did not give consent to have a minor in an adult orientated space.
Engaging with nsfw creators/content directly
ie, commissioning nsfw artwork, following or talking to nsfw creators who’ve asked for no interactions from minors/flagged their accounts as 18+ only, subscribing to nsfw creators on patron, nsfw roleplay, etc.
Joining/engaging with adult only communities, like Fetlife or cam sites.
Engaging in romantic and/or sexual online relationships
Any time you are talking with one or more other real human beings, particularly any adults, in a sexual context.
I know that adult websites have basically trained teenagers to just say they’re 18 and move on, but it is vital that teenagers understand that it is never okay to lie about your age when directly engaging in any kind of sexual activity. Knowing people’s age is a vital part of consent, and if an adult is found to have been engaging in sexual activity with a minor, they could face life long legal consequences. Not only that, but a basic facet of consent is clear, honest communication. If you are lying to a partner, then you do not have consent. Lying about your age is a huge violation of consent.
That’s not to say you can never mention sex around adults online. There are times and places where you may be asking for advice, or even just making jokes about sex or whatever. That’s all well and good, so long as everyone is on the same page. It’s on adults to make sure that we are behaving appropriately around minors online, and make sure that we’re setting boundaries in those relationships. But it’s on minors to communicate that they are minors, and respect those boundaries that are set.
So, tl;dr,
Lying about your age to access a porn site is fine. Lying about your age to engage in sexual situations/adult-only spaces where other real human beings are involved is not.
Ok, so, just to make this clear because ik people will be at my throat! I support Balck lives, not blm, because they do not care for actual black lives, if they did, they would not strictly focus on black vs white. They would also try and help other black people, and black vs black crime!
Ok, into my actual statement: Why is it automatically 'white man bad! White man took our ancestors by force from Africa!' Look in the history books, look at the current! Stop fucking looking in the previous years of slavery, and save those that still experience it! Africans traded their own to the European settlers, that's why it's called the slave trade, and some African states still carry on with this! Why keep looking in the past? Help the young and old current African slaves! Yeah, some bad shit happened to your great great grandparents, that's fucking terrible, but now free people in their names, free current African slaves!
Tens of thousands of men and women crossing the Saharn desert find themselves trapped in a cycle of extortion, imprisonment, forced labor an
Blessing was only six years old when her mother arranged for her to become an unpaid housemaid for a family in the Nigerian city of Abuja, o
There's also many other countries that still have slavery. If blm really cared for black lives, they would start protesting for young children like blessing, and all of the old folk that are taken too! They would not just care for 'All white people are racist! If you're balck and disagree with anything I'm saying, you are harboring internalized racism!' Like, yes, fight the actual racists, but also know, you're not gonna rid the world of that plauge for a few decades.
Idk, just had to put that put there... seeing so many people hating on ALL white people for what the evils have done, made me mad! Not all white people are like that...
White Lives Matter.
White Pride is not Black Hate.
Imma let you know now that “white pride” most definitely means black hate
No. If being proud of who you are, whether you’re black OR white, is equivalent to hate then Islam means terrorism. Moreover, implying that white people - and no other people - can like themselves without putting someone down in the process is by definition racist. Stop being simple-minded.
Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool
But under socialism/communism, people are financially hurt
This is important.
It’s not a “loophole” it’s explicit within the text of the amendment
“Loophole” lmfao like it’s a fucking accident, like it wasn’t purposefully structured to reclaim and expand a source of free labor
We never outlawed slavery in America. We simply transferred ownership of slaves from individual landowners to the government and large corporations.
Other fun facts about prison labor corporations:
-Federal and state-run prisons usually pay their slaves minimum wage; some states, however, like Colorado, pay $2/hour.
-Private prisons pay $.17-.50/hour. The highest paying private prison is in Tennessee, which pays $.50/hour for “highly-skilled labor.”
-You think that hasn’t affected wages in the US? You think that hasn’t removed manufacturing jobs from the economy?
-Companies that contract with private prisons for their slave labor include: IBM, Boeing, Motorola, Microsoft, AT&T, Wireless, Texas Instrument, Dell, Compaq, Honeywell, Hewlett-Packard, Nortel, Lucent Technologies, 3Com, Intel, Northern Telecom, TWA, Nordstrom’s, Revlon, Macy’s, Pierre Cardin, Target Stores. Many, many products that say “Made in USA” were made in prison.
-Private prisons often have quotas with the states, wherein the states contractually guarantee that they will provide a certain number of prisoners to fill the beds of a private prison, and if they don’t then they owe the private prison millions of dollars. I’m not making this up. It happened in Colorado after they legalized weed.
-States have a financial incentive to lock up their citizens.
-All of the above corporations have a financial incentive to see citizens get locked up.
-This is why Jeff Sessions is going after weed. The prison industrial complex needs slaves.
-To the shock of absolutely no one, private prisons have even more disparate racial demographics than federal/state prisons.
-Where do you think they send undocumented immigrants who have been rounded up? That’s right, private prisons. That’s why so many of them are in the South. So they take immigrants who are earning some kind of comparable wage and paying income tax to the government, and put them in prison where the wages are absurdly depressed and the prison pays virtually nothing in taxes.
-Oh yeah: private prisons pay virtually nothing in taxes. Because they technically manage real estate (prison as housing), they get all sorts of tax breaks and subsidies.
Tl;dr the prison industrial complex removes jobs from the economy, depresses wages, cheats the tax system, and ENSLAVES PEOPLE, usually people of color.
Sources:
http://www.globalresearch.ca/the-prison-industry-in-the-united-states-big-business-or-a-new-form-of-slavery/8289
http://www.motherjones.com/mojo/2013/09/private-prisons-occupancy-quota-cca-crime
http://mfgtalkradio.com/s7-e15-manufacturing-jobs-lost-prison-slave-labor/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/19/private-prison-quotas_n_3953483.html?1379606057
http://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/03/13/289000532/why-for-profit-prisons-house-more-inmates-of-color
https://www.wsws.org/en/articles/2017/02/27/immi-f27.html
https://www.finance.senate.gov/ranking-members-news/wyden-introduces-bill-to-stop-private-prisons-from-exploiting-tax-incentives-for-profit
For reference, they’re referring to the clause that goes, “neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”
It’s why conviction rates are so high. It’s not about if your guilty or not…its about slave labor. Also as an inmate the federal government pays state prisions to house and feed a prisoner , then said prisioner gets out and has to pay the jail for housing and food. The food sucks but the prison is getting paid to work and house you, then they turn around and charge you.
Honestly, i could care less about the prisoners. It's not slavery, or slave work. It's forced labour, which is different. But also, if you wanna complain over anything, complain over the forced child labour
Thats a study done in 2014, showing the 10 worst countries for child labour. Try and actually worry about the innocent, rather than the guilty. People in prison, are there for a reason. They deserve whatever happens to them, these kids, they don't
THERE IS A CRISIS IN YEMEN NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT
REBLOG, SIGN PETITIONS, DONATE AND SPREAD THE WORD!
i’m putting a link to a thread w places you can donate and petitions you can sign in the comments
We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.
And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable” “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.
As an Australian this post surprised me. I knew none of the above.
People need to learn this shit so they can emulate it - this is what it means to stand in solidarity with people; it tends to be a difficult, quiet thing that costs you, and yet it’s the right thing to do.
This is me
three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:
• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do
also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important
can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just
stating something reblog if you agree
dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.
the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century
Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)
or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,
pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck
Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?
Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S
AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm
I feel fucking called out
Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence
And don’t forget doing the thing
This thing
The line thing
To sorta show how you space out parts of your scentence
d o n ’ t f o r g e t h o w w e e m p h a s i s e a p a r t i c u l a r l y m o o d y a e s t h e t i c
C̨̨̞ͯ̂͊́̒̑ͧ͢͡͡͠H̴͎̪͝͡Ḯ̷̟̝͇̥̟̖̪̳ͅC̺̱̣̯̝̖̪̻̙̿̌͘͘ͅḴ̘̘͙̠̖͔͓̬̐̋͑̉͊͐͗E̛͖̳̭̤̟͑̀̃̾̐̾̄̓͜҉̷̵̡͡N̨ͩͤ͛ͮ̎̉̃̽͘͠ ̵̧̛̖͚̦̣̱͚̬̮͕̼͉͑̿͛̒̈́̃̆̃́͘͡͏N̸̡͎̥̳̰̬̺̠̦̠̺̈ͬ̂ͣ͢͞Ü̴̶̢̹͚̥̫̼ͨ̌ͨͤ͢͝͞Ń̸̷͉̹͚́҉̛͢G̷̸̴̷̶̖͕̹̣͇̞̫̤̱̱̙̃͗ͣͭ͒̀͘͘͢͠E̢̦͗̄ͤ͒͂ͫ͠Ť̛̥͚͕̣̬̹͇͓̳̲̻́͆̍͊̈҉̕͜҉̶̀͜
*and I like it
I want a teacher to give their students an assignment to intentionally write this way regarding a subject they feel strong about in order to see if this is something you can do intentionally or if its subconscious.
theres also the no punctuation or capitalization thing that reads very differently than how itd be if there was
Or the
Text 1: Ok so
Text 2: Get this!
To emphasize excitement
A Tale of Nine Lives by Akimiya Jun
I’m not crying, you’re crying!!
Couldn’t find the reblog button though all the tears in my eyes
Damn it all. ;__;
These aren’t tears in my eyes….Nope…Dust…Totally dust or an eye lash..
Lin-Manuel Miranda, reblog if you agree.
Ford just shut down all of Ontario!