harry potter as vines

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james: i saw you hanging out with lily yesterday

remus: james, it’s not what you think

james: i won’t hesitate, bitch

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ron: haRRY is thAt a WEED?!?

harry: no this is a crayon??

ron: IM CALLING THE POLICE

911 what’s your emergency

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two shots of

vodka

-mcgonagall, probably

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sirius:

i

shaved

my eyebrows

remus: why?

sirius:

i

don’t know

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oh hi

thanks for checking in

i’m still

a piece of

garbage

-peter pettigrew

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it’s cold outside

but i’m still

lookin like a

thottie

because a

hoe

n e v e r

gets cold

-draco malfoy

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ron: what the hell are you doing

ginny: i am doing my eyebrows

ron: that’s a big ass mirror

ginny: i have big ass eyebrows

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sirius: i’m washing

me

and my clothes

james: he’s drunk as fuck

sirius:

bitch

i’m washing

me and my clothes

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harry: hi!!!

ginny: okay

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when there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is: walk awₐₐₐₐʏᴀᴀᴀʸʸᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃʸ

harry potter

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pansy, referring to draco and harry: two bros chilling the hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay

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move, i’m gay

draco malfoy, probably

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james: i want to see my little boy!sirius, holding harry: here he comes!

james: i want to see my little boy!

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umbridge: when will you learn. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN. ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᑫᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ!!!!

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arthur: road work ahead? uhh yeah, i sure hope it does.

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pansy: i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag.

draco: you spilled ᴡʜᴀғᴀʟᴀʜᴘʟᴀʜᴇʜ ᴸᴵᴾˢᵀᴵᶜᴷ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴠᴀʟᴇɴᴛɪɴᴏ ᴡʜɪᴛᴇ ʙᴀɢ

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fred & george: RAHH

ron: ahhhh!!! staahp, i coulda dropped my croissant