About the Shrieking Hack as the Remadora home
Okay, okay, I can sort of (If i close one eye and turn my head just at the right angle) see that. But-
Random students appaering at the sack because someone (Say, Roonil Wazlib, for example) told someone about that little spot of the tree.Ā
JAMES SIRIUS POTTER SHOUTING TO EVERYBODY AND THEIR AUNT ABOUT IT BECAUSE HE IS A LITTLE SHIT, I KID YOU NOT, AND HE IS PRANKING THE LAST BLOODY MARADEUR- cos, of course he is, it's James Sirius after all- AND HE WILL GET AWAY WITH IT (Not really)
(I'm assuming a Remadoralives!au or something because why would they buy the shrieking hack at the war, no sense at all.)
TEDDY LUPIN GOIG HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS LIKE 'ah, the hogwarts express..how long was it again? Me? Oh no, I just go under that tree." AND LEAVING LIKE ALL HIS FRIENDS SUPER CONFUSED BECAUSE THEY REALLY THINK HE LIVES UNDER AND OVER-AGRESSIVE TREE 'Professor longbottom! Professor Longbotton' 'Yes, what is it?' 'It's horrible. Poor Teddy doesn't has a house!!' '...' 'Can I bring him home with me' 'Not this shit again' AND CALLING HIS MOM NYMPH JUST FOR THE KICKS AND CUDDLES (Remus ones.) SO EVERYONE START THINKING THAT SOME SORT OF DRUID MARRIED A WEREWOLF UNDER THAT TREE AND THAT'S WHERE TEDDY COMES FROM
I got a little carried away. Oh, well.Ā
