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Jules, 19. I am in love with book worlds and also watch a lot of fantastic television that I don't actually have time to watch. I enjoy smiling and drinking too much coffee.

[neeek-deactivated20220906]

There would have been a lot less death in the wild west if they had just built the towns big enough

[salty-red-mage]

Everyone on Tumblr rn

[oberynmartell]

tumblr staff has small [CENSORED] energy

[trapcard]

scream @ “female presenting nipples”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Gender nonconforming nipples can stay but your on thin fucking ice

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

[stickyfrogs]

The Hand is here! Where is Voigt’s dinner? GUMBY IS HERE ALSO

[bettagal]

This video is so wholesome.

[laughterkey]

fregs

[youcakelessfuck]

[catchymemes]

[stimman3000]

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[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[docholligay]

Coming from a state champion baker:

If y’all use a decent box mix and use melted butter instead of vegetable oil, an extra egg, and milk instead of water, no one can tell the difference. I sure as hell can’t. 

Also, if you add a little almond extract to vanilla cake, or a little coffee to chocolate cake, it sends it through the roof. 

This concludes me attempting to be helpful. 

[meowjorie]

yo I can vouch for this I’ve done this for the last few cakes I’ve made and holy crap it makes suuuuch a difference the cake is still fluffy, but it also seems more dense, and it doesn’t dry out like at all you can leave it uncovered on the counter all day after being cut into, and it won’t get all crusty and dry this is an amazing way to take your cakes to the next level

[leaper182]

Does this count as cake hacks?

[haberdashing]

cake: hacked

[babyanimalgifs]

He’s a “If I fits, I sits” hall of famer

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“I WILL FITS”

[scerek]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

[thenatsdorf]

Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)

[badluckbadger]

The sound my stupid cat makes when I move him from his favourite spot (on top of my jackets)

[hhjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhksl]

what kind of camera are you using this is like movie quality god damn

[sugarpiss]

HE SOUNDS SO SAD PUT hIM BACK

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

[schmergo]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

[sunfortune]

katniss in book 3: my childrens playground is built on dead bodies and bones, i never wanted children but peeta convinced me, i will never heal from what happened to me. the end 

me reading that shit at 15: