Gengar is from Puerto Rico

Welcome, I'm a walking dad joke

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[jturn]

[zatom88]

[judgejudyofficial]

I’m fascinated by how much sin you people can just crank out

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[spacebeige]

White Feminism

[vampirebriar]

Post isn’t saying white women don’t face oppression but we shouldn’t speak over women of color who face the same oppression and more.

[witch-without-gender]

👏🏻 thank you

[funnytwittertweets]

[guitarbeard]

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

[blackkkabutops]

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

[indyexploits]

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

[unabashedlybi-deactivated201911]

[vergak]

*gets booed out of the doctor's office*

[sloppystyle]

failed the prostate exam

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[justcatposts]

Cutest photoshoot ever 

(via)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[theriu]

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

[phoenixdaneko]

@jackalclot

[frank--enstein]

[biff-donderglutes]

yo same

[pileofknives]

it do be like that though

[ronchronchronch]

I don’t think this should be reblogged without the context that this a nude Ghost Rider pin-up that was printed in an official Marvel Comics swimsuit special 

[meladoodle]

i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

[heartseeker]

me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

[lady-olynder-mortarch-of-grief]

me listening to music in my native language and not understanding a word of it

[heartseeker]

i know i’m op but mood

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[thenatsdorf]

Feeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeee!

[oneheadtoanother]

[cheese24k]

I don’t know whether to be impressed or a bit weirded out…

> The walk to the camera is the creepiest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the Uncanny Orb Bard (and his little friend)

[berylb33]

[roberttheglitcherino]

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

[bogleech]

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it