[obamawhitehouse]

[quorrat-deactivated20141105]

[riddlesdiary]

[aaawhyme]

I don’t remember this scene of breaking bad

[ja-ll]

this scene changed my life

[meanplastic]

Me in biology class

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao

[fffcuk-deactivated20130422]

tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons

[clestroying]

Well you need them

[darthouse]

[rnaribelle]

where does honey come from

[princesssakuraoogami-deactivate]

beez nuts

[queenconsuelabananahammock]

I’m going to throw something

[jesperfahey]

tyler hoechlin and brittany snow attend the premiere of pitch perfect 2 

[joeydeangelis]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

[amillionways-amillionstories]

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

u tell him marcy

[knownhoe]

[toronjas]

I JUST SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK O M G

[willgrahamscock]

how are some men trusted to understand what a stop sign means when they don’t understand a simple no

[refridgerator]

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

[mynamesdrstuff]

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

[spanishskulduggery]

100% better than National Treasure.

[amuseoffyre]

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

[stele3]

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

Yup, that’s the fucking river.

[samisoffthewall]

[momcrotch-deactivated20180306]

how about getting stabbed

[c-parks-deactivated20220519]

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

[animal-factbook]

When chickens are first born, they will be imprinted to the nearest animal next to them. These chickens imprinted themselves onto this feline. The cat however, is still fairly new to this concept.

[blissxtide]

“do i look like a bed?”