Obito: Say, Grandpa. Have you ever gotten in trouble with your clan before you were the leader?
Madara: Yes. It was around the time I was to become clan leader. I busted an Uchiha's head open.
Obito: How?
Madara: With my gunbai war fan. I beat his head with it.
Obito: *nervous chuckle* Why?
Madara: Because he was telling me some nonsense, arguing with me.
Obito: What did he say to you?
Madar: That I was crazy. 'Am I crazy?' I snapped back. He again said I'm crazy. I grab my gunbai and beat his head. *chuckles*
Obito: Did he die?
Madara: No, his head was just broken. *laughs*
Obito: Did he bleed?
Madara: Yes, actually. I got him with the edge of the fan, and it broke his head. *chuckle*
Obito:
Madara: Father was furious with me.
Obito: Did he go to the hospital?
Madara: We didn't have hospitals back then. His mom put some tape on it and 'goodbye'. *laughing*
Obito:
