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[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[kuken-i-buken]

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

[kuken-i-buken]

death to the united states of america

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[lindleland]

disco elysium dialogue tree

[phillip-bankss]

grug dont have to change!

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[spiralstaircased]

Me when I'm old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don't need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post....

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[keelayjams]

Officially Licensed “Sex And The City” Cosmo Dispenser (Rare Promotional Item)

[sugarpkts]

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[slimetony]

I think i want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i try so hard not to care about micro celebrity attention grab bullshit but Clavicular getting embarrassed during his 60 Minutes interview, implying the journalist’s wife is cheating on him, just for the journalist to smile politely but confusedly and go “im not married? :)” and then Clavicular starts stammering and babbling and then angrily walk out of the interview. and then goes home and overdoses. and then survives and goes “sorry i was overdosing trying to feel neurotypical”. is fucking Wet and Wild

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[ornithologyorthodoxy]

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

[pjackk]

My hoes care about me.

[pjackk]

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

[thatsbelievable]

Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909.

[crimewave420]

i drink soda i eat pizza

[space-purp]

[powerburial]

*heavily autotuned slurring* i cant fuck my bitch cuz im on an ancient quesssstttttt