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lububu

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

homunculus-argument

I've been fed, walked and watered and I've slept enough and been out of the internet and I'm doing crafts.

Why am I still angry.

homunculus-argument

I walked right into this one like a blind horse into a revolving door.

a-random-fruity-sky

Ok on a different note though why would a blind horse be anywhere near a revolving door?

milf--adjacent

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

wizardpepsi

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

sistertaxon

humming-fly

#they named them like cats in a shelter

lavendersalve

sistertaxon

onion-souls

Early baseball had a strange issue with unusual player names and poor documentation, to the point that there’s a whole Wikipedia page on unidentified 19th Century baseball players.

onion-souls

So, question to readers: have you ever stopped reading a book because it didn't hook you in the first line/paragraph?

Because that hook is an obsession of writers, writing advicemongers, editors, and publishers, but I'm not actually sure readers are that intolerant of a slow burn?

#Vast majority of books I've read are famous or word-of-mouth recs #Otherwise when i get random paperbacks I thought 'cool art and premise on the back' and go in until i quit #Couple chapters or so #Never the first line that's crazy

70sscifiart

Taglines from science fiction covers

riflebrass

transfaguette

what i’ve learned in my life is if someone is treating you poorly and youre asking yourself “what magic words can I use to make this person treat me with basic respect,” those words don’t exist and they never will.

shin-hero-buster

Unironically think littering should be punishable by death

jelloapocalypse

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.