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The Hunger Game of Thrones

Head Canon:

Jon ends up ruling Westeros with Danaerys as with the dragons they end the war. They abolish the kingdom of Westeros and decide to rule as President instead and reestablish the seven kingdoms as thirteen districts. After the war, Danaerys and Jon rule in peace but in order to maintain peace and avoid civil wars they decide to host the "Hunger Games" which is only viewed as a form of oppression. Which is where the Hunger Games begins and President Snow is just a misunderstood Jon Snow who was wishing he could save the world but as always is just a misunderstood fuck up.

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do you ever feel that some people are so disorganized that you've wondered how bad they are at tetris?

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I borke the Tumblr.

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My sister was searching for Thailand on a map and my mom told her to check between her hip and her knee.

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The British royals and some total rando absorbing the talents of the basketball players a la space jam.

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OK. I know we can now all admit that Beyonce's vlogging game is strong from this video but this scene was just screaming MY DRUNK KITCHEN to me.

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watches guardians of the galaxy. updates status: i am groot.

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the pinnacle of arnold’s career

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California elected this dude to run the whole state.

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Some of us weren’t fooled and did our best to not elect this jackass.

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Ok kids. I gotta segue but is he actually referring to the words of the Stark House from A Song of Ice and Fire in the bottom left corner gif???

WHOAH.

So apparently Game of Thrones book came out in 1996 and Batman & Robin (from where the above gifs were taken) - 1997.

Head Canon: He does look like a White Walker if you think of it. 

Major Cross Over.

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Please listen to this entire album it will inspire and destroy you

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I swear this is how I sing songs when I don't know the lyrics.

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I guess the salesman in this ad should've known that Orange is the New Black.

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You know you're a nerdfighter when you read this as John Green scored the goal for USA in the 107th minute.

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But my favorite unintentional food pun has to be when we’re loading the shopping cart at the checkout counter and my mom always tells us to keep the bread properly otherwise it’ll get jammed.

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of course i fucking know how to eat spaghetti. i’ve watched lady and the tramp.

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You know what’s a real pain for the French?

Bread.

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My sign in page made me scream.

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The guy on the radio just said that Miley Cyrus’ home got broken into because her security system wasn’t twerking and I’m dying.