Fuck Your Life

same old same old

[heavenslittlehellion]

god forbid women do anything 🙄

reverse omens wives of @bittersweetomens fame that i would both kill and die for (check the pinned on the blog for a link!)

[sasha-psychedelia]

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[hastur-milk]

Visit Original Link

[ex0skeletal-undead]

He Tends the Crops by Ben Miller

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Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

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Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[killmecoward]

DO NOT STAND AT MY GRAVE AND WEEP (Mary Elizabeth Frye) // Over the Garden Wall

[infamouslydorky]

John Mulaney quotes as an excuse to practice expressions

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[animatejournal]

Lupin III Part 2 | Creator: Monkey Punch | Studio: TMS | Japan, 1977-1980  

[pastebun]

important addition

[draconym]

It’s been seven months since we were in the same place

[draconym]

I made this comic in 2020, when it had been seven months since my partner and I had been able to see each other. It’s 2023 now and once again it’s been seven months, and I’m thinking about portals that let us hold hands.

[deenigma]

W̴̧̡̛̜͎̓̌̈́̈́͂͂h̵̘͕̰̍͐͌̑̾͗͌͐̈̌͝͝y̵̨̯̰̘͍̩͕̟̙̽̇͌̐͌̀͋͌̊ ̵̧̛͎̲͖̑̌̑͐͆̈̓̓̈́̕̕͠ạ̶̮͙̟͇̿̒̓̅̃̅̇̀̑̿r̶̲̟̫͎̦͚͇͓̊̍͘͜e̵̜̹̩̗̋͐̓̃́͋̐͋́ͅ ̵̧̧̭̖̝̥̜̯͈͉̗̪̹́͆̌̈̉̎̈̇͆͆͠y̵̛̲̜̭̓̅̉̅̚͜ò̸̟͔͌͆́̏̅͒̍̚͘͝ư̶̹̫̘̥͈̞̰̞̠̳͇̰̥͛͆̉̔͌̊̀̋̊̒̾̕͝ ̷̫͇͓̻̱͖̱̝̰͇̝̬̥̻̎͒͊͐̐̄̇̍͘ḃ̵̨̢̖͓̪͎̜̘̙̮̼̜̦̯̳̉̽̊̋̿̀͛͊͛̔̚͘͠l̵̨̡͚̱͙͈̫͓͇̓͒̽̓́̎į̷̟͉̮̮̯͇̊̀̚n̴̨̧̟͓̳̦̗͇̰̑̓̄̋̂̚ḱ̶̞̺͂̽̏̕i̸̺̹̹̱̣̥͖̭̋ṅ̶͙̱̤̤̯̅̒̎̇̈̚͠ģ̷͔̳̘̀͜ ̷̳̻̩͙̬̰̽̎̔͝s̸̛̳͓̹̺̝̹͕̝͈̀̈͗̍ǫ̷̟͚͈̺̥͇͓͇͑̎̎̍̅ ̶̛̻͔͌̒̓̾̽̏̂̓͛̿͒͝͠m̸̢͈̝̼̥̝̥̪̦͚̜̝̻̯̌̿͜͝u̷̢̢͈̜͙̩̦͚͕̩̦̳͕̐̄͂͌̎̊̓̄͘c̵̡̡̻̳͖͔̲̪̟̦̍͐̑h̷̛̛̺̎̃?̵̰̤͙̞̼̥̒̿̇͛̂̎̉͂͠ͅ

@galoogamelady

[lamuliz]

I love when John bullies Arthur,, the losers <33

[weaskie]

“goodbye, john”

“arthur, no”

[lg5]

It's crazy that these strikes are happening given that all the writers and actors are asking for is less than 0.3% of the revenue these studios make.

[rootbeergoddess]

This is what gets me. The writers and actors aren’t asking for much but these CEOs are digging their heels in

[vermilionstarlight]

It's because it sets a precedent that the CEOs are terrified to set. That they will acquiesce to worker demands if the workers are resolute enough.

Because in an ideal world for these rich fucks, the workers give up, and the CEOs win, and its reinforced in the collective public mindset that all a strike does is "disrupt the economy, deprive people of valuable products, and waste people's time". The goal is to maintain the assertion that Strikes Don't Work. I don't think they genuinely give a shit about 0.15% of their revenue. What they care about is the OPTICS.

They cannot back down, for the exact same reason that WORKERS cannot back down. Because if the workers win, it shows people just that bit more that The Poors have power and ultimately we can make the rich do what we want if we put our fucking minds to it. And that, to the rich, is bad news bears to the highest degree.

[neat-o-things]

Malevolent shitpost.

Shout out to @arthur-lesters-right-arm for the audio

[orderforbrian]

so that new ep huh

[Start ID: Meme from Malevolent podcast. Title says "Who wouldge?". Below on the left is the Butcher holding a piano wire taut in front of his face and starting threateningly at the viewer. Most of his face is obscured by the dark shadow of his hat. Text says "The Butcher. Notorious serial killer for hire who has evaded capture from multiple police systems for decades". To the right is Oscar looking meek and holding a bedpan in one hand. Text says "It is Oscar". End ID.]

[flamdoodles]

that's it, that's the podcast

[percivale-105]

Got another lighter but this time from Malevolent where fancy babygirl men and gods have a tea party

[thisloveforyourmom]

you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

[thisloveforyourmom]