for ur own health dni

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[magkinetix]

Three extremely unintelligent individuals.

[hateno123]

op i love your art style

probably gonna use your marcille as a profile picture once i get the chance to edit out the background

[corpish]

I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal

[2ndgengeek]

Oooh, I know this one! The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration - they make the rules for flying here in the US) has designated “roads” in the sky to keep all the commercial jets from running into each other. When you’re headed the same direction at the same speed, you don’t get in each other’s way. If you’re heading east you fly at one elevation, and west-bound planes fly at a different height. There are lots of rules to keep mid-air crashes to a minimum.

However, if you’re running late, or weather in one spot is bad, you can call up Air Traffic Control and ask for a new route! And they will look at their little radar screens and maps of all the airplanes in the area, and tell you what shortcut you can take.

[cicadianrhythm]

I am a little bit overcome by this. We made actual imaginary tunnels in the sky so our giant metal birds can fly through the open air in the most organized, polite way possible. We check in over our designated long distance thought projection machine channel that anyone can listen in on but we all promise not to interrupt to get permission to swap imaginary sky tunnels. We come up with the weirdest impossible shit and immediately give it boundaries! Humans are ridiculous. I mean yes these are good rules and many many people would die if we didnt have them, a+ on these rules, but if you take a step back wanting to sunder every natural limitation we can find and then going ahead and building our own so nothing gets too messy is a fucking hilarious art for a species to compulsively pursue.

[mentalisttraceur]

It is extremely important that you all understand that we didn't pursue it compulsively. We have never pursued it compulsively. We were forced to pursue it by the mangling of bodies and metal over our heads as planes flew into each other.

Humans are not built to see and predict hurling planes, tiny among a vast sky. People knew this. Pilots had close calls. Those with the right amount of caution told anyone who would listen about how it is possible to not see another plane until after it hit you, and maybe we should do something about it. And we still had "see and avoid, otherwise feel free to have fun with it" flight rules until it killed people.

It used to be normal for flights to swing and circle around a bit at a whim to give passengers a better view or whatever. So normal that what eventually happened was inevitable, predictable, and it still had to actually happen before humanity learned.

We built those imaginary sky tunnels out of lives.

We could've built them with foresight and caution instead. But most people neglect, ignore, and dismiss very unlikely things as if they can't happen, instead of systematically making them actually unable to happen.

Mind that cognetic opening or the next thing will need lives to build too.

[darkersolstice]

"It used to be normal for flights to swing and circle around a bit at a whim to give passengers a better view or whatever. So normal that what eventually happened was inevitable, predictable, and it still had to actually happen before humanity learned."

BOAC Flight 911, Air New Zealand Flight 901

Then there are the mid-air collisions:

1956 Grand Canyon mid-air collision, 1960 New York mid-air collision

One of the reasons I love air disaster podcasts (as opposed to, say, true crime) is the way many of them focus on "what did this incident do to make flying safer for us all in the future." That 1956 crash? It led to funding for Air Traffic Controllers and giving them military-grade radar systems. A 1958 collision between a civilian and a military airplane led to the FAA being given control over all US airways--civilian and military.

The rules are written in lives. May they be enough this time.

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[wickedcriminal]

Oh that's where he went

[tashacee]

NEW HEADCANON

[wheeloffortune-design]

I think the internet as a whole needs to ask themselves one simple question when they see a video.

Why was the camera filming.

There are so many videos that seem real, but when you realize the camera was already filming with a great angle, you can see that it's all staged.

Yes, there are dash cams, security footage, people accidentally filming real things happening. But so many are just staged!! And no one in the notes takes the camera preparation into consideration!

This is 2024, you need to know how to spot bots lying to you, but also humans lying to you.

[malaloba]

Audio is also a good tell for this. This clip was filmed outside but there's no background wind/traffic/etc and also everyone speaking can clearly be heard? Someone knew how to set up, record, and edit audio.

[bloodraven55]

this is the funniest possible answer ryoko kui could have given to this question

[roadhogsbigbelly]

there is this annoying trend where for example someone will like. reinvent phrenology and someone will point out " you know the nazi's believed in that" and then response they'll go "oh so i should make sure my phrenology isn't racist or anti-sematic!" because they don't understand that assigning physical traits to intelligence or morality is still bad no matter what, not just because "people who i know are objectly bad share those beliefs for the wrong reasons" and this happens everytime.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

someone will reblog a post that's like "men are genetically disposed to being evil due to their genes and brain chemistry" and than be told "you know this post was written by a terf and they're talking about trans women, right?" and than go "oh my bad" and than post "men are genetically disposed to being evil due to their genes and brain chemistry (this post is not about trans women!) terfs dni" and it's like. ok you know that doesn't suddenly help right?

[apolladay]

When you played your first Pokémon game, which starter did you pick?

The fire starter

The water starter

The grass starter

My first game has unique starters not of these types (Yellow, LGPE, etc)

Never played Pokémon/don’t remember/results

When you played your first Pokémon game, which starter did you pick?

The fire starter

The water starter

The grass starter

My first game has unique starters not of these types (Yellow, LGPE, etc)

Never played Pokémon/don’t remember/results

Voting ended onJul 11, 2024

[hateno123]

My first pokemon game was Y and I cannot for the life of me remember, but I just replayed it and picked the fire starter because it looked cute

[kabewski]

Ranni the Gun Witch

[catchymemes]

[undeadentropy]

Ironically, queen shit

[pantwardowskimoved]

[hateno123]

nice

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[shaepunk]

Farming for Parts

This idea comes from my friend :)

[tweeterwilbury]

Bob dylan said this too and im not even joking

[tweeterwilbury]

[tomcruisingthroughlife]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Turning into an adult is so crazy. I had a nightmare last night about accidentally paying 300 Euros for a slice of ham. I woke up sweating. No one prepares you for that.

[tomcruisingthroughlife]