Why did I make this?

Mala, Adult, they/them. Discord: Malaloba Twitter: @mentarnes Malaloba or Mentarnes anywhere else Not great about tagging so follow at your own risk. Feel free to send asks/messages. I swear I'm at least a little more social than I may appear here.

[anarqueeen]

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

[harusuki]

FUCK SHIT UP

[malaloba]

every time i see a post talking about how easy cooking is, i do want to kms. love to struggle to learn a skill only to see that struggle constantly mocked by other disabled ppl. love being the wrong kind of retard for internet lefties

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[harusuki]

TIME STAMP ROULETTE the mighty nein season 1 episode 3: the fletching and moondrop traveling carnival of curiosities

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[n3cropants]

the plot of going postal:

The Patrician told me the Post Office keeps eating his Postmasters so I asked how many Postmasters he has and he said he just goes and gets a new Postmaster afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding Postmasters to the Post Office, and then Moist von Lipwig started crying.

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[makesomenoise]

🌈

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[forged-in-kaoss]

hey um what's going on in your yonic orifice

Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu - S1 Ep 2 Murderbot - S1 Ep 6 I Saw the TV Glow

[diablo-sera-tops]

hey don't cry. blorbo coughing up blood

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo writhing in agony ok? don't cry

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo screaming so much their voice becomes hoarse and weak and the pain still won't stop

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo unable to close their eyes and avoid the visceral sight of their own body

[diablo-sera-tops]

blorbo suffering unimaginable pain and being powerless to stop it ok? ok

[crazysnor1ax]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[harusuki]

TIME STAMP ROULETTE the mighty nein season 1 episode 2: who will you be

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[malaloba]

Would someone who's afraid of heights do THIS? -reconstructs the Tower of Babylon-

[zyprexazydis11]

[inklingowl]

[nochiquinn]

[systlin]

One of the contractors at work is a dude who recently moved here from the Bay Area. He is used to Northern California, which is to say that he is NOT used to the general Tornado Alley attitude towards Thor dragging his dick across the plains and causing massive destruction on a semi-regular basis.

Namely, the fact that we get them at all, and the fact that the general Midwestern response is to wander outside to see if we can see it.

We have bad weather forcasted the next few days and I had to talk him through the site tornado plan and storm shelter locations (we have six on site, my office is actually inside one) to head off the poor guy's anxiety and also I had to admit that yes, I also share the general Tornado Alley brain damage and go outside to try and see it when the sirens go off.

Poor man thinks everyone in tornado Alley is out of their minds and as one of those people I can't even deny it. 'I seek shelter if it's heading this way' did not reassure him, he's convinced we are mad.

[systlin]

To answer the question in the notes, @what-about-second-tmblr ; when I visited Sacramento and LA some years ago, the sensation of a minor earthquake shifting the ground around just barely enough for a human to feel it had me freaked out and basically lying flat on my back outside going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA while the Californians looked at me like I'd lost my mind.

So yes it is reciprocal.

[verschlimmbesserung]

[systlin]

Thor's dick what's not clicking

[the-whitmore-excursus]

Two?!?

[systlin]

This particular image is of the famous (among people fascinated by weather, anyway) Pilger Nebraska twin tornados! Two EF4 tornados from the same storm on the ground at the same time. This footage was captured by storm chaser Hank Schyma, better known as Pecos Hank, who is a fabulous nature photographer and provides data to weather researchers to better predict storms and severe weather. The smaller twin at this point is setting the land speed record for a tornado as it orbits the larger tornado; it was clocked at a foward speed of 94.6 MPH (sustained for only 5.3 seconds)

Anyway, yes. Two. Supercells can do that.

Storm chaser Stephen Jones got this image when both twins were at their maximum size.

[geminisee]

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