Chuck It Up To Cognative Dissonance

You always did feel just like home

[vixvigil]

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

[carby]

Not now kitten. Daddy is watching two old white guys in the throes of rigor mortis battle for the fate of our land

[bucketofminnow]

GUYS CATS LAY ON BEDS NOW!!!!!!!!!

[dykecanthropy]

[homiu-l]

[kaijuno]

Sometimes ur tits just gotta be out

[thr0atmistress-deactivated20191]

[julius-novachrono]

She came for his whole LIFE

[heavensghost]

me? Choosing the self destructive path instead of doing the right thing ??? U kno it

[gunsandfireandshit]

[manslaughter]

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[peachcookie]

shout-out to tom hardy for calling venom “neither a hero or a villain but an alien that’s living rent-free in a human being”

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[frankenfemme-deactivated2015050]

if you racist you ugly case closed

[savethebeesbby]

bdsm stands for

Bees Do So Much for the environment

[pietriarchy]

corporate: we wont pay you a cent above min wage

also corporate: why are all the good employees quitting? why are we understaffed? we gotta fix the high turnover rate that happens god knows why. everyone on the floor go and work harder to compensate while we figure out this mystery thanks

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[girlcolour-blog]

interests: being called princess

[jumex]

therapist: how’s your head? Me with tears falling down my face: no complaints

[corgifish]

when tumblr dies…yall know where to find me

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]