Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

Welcome to my blog. I like anime and manga, but I post about different things sometimes. The title of my blog is a Monty Python reference. My icon is an edit of Matt Holt from Voltron by twime. My banner image is an edit of Shirayuki and Zen from the anime Akagami no Shirayuki-hime done by dailyshoujo.

[starsoftheface]

in memory of prince philip, here are some of his most inspiring quotes </3

[tinymintywolf]

we are an unusual couple, you know!

[catsi]

i had this dream like a month ago that i was playing a dating sim and at the start you create an avatar of yourself and answer a few personality questions

but then when the game starts you’re actually playing as the love interest on the cover of the game, attempting to romance YOURSELF aka the avatar you just made, and the whole point of the game was to try and show you why someone might find your personality and all your little idiosyncrasies lovable

like if in the personality questions u say u like dry humour, then the love interest will comment on how they love how good your comedic timing with that type of humour is, or if you’re always late, they’ll mention how they always watch the door when you usually come through and seeing you arrive late is part of their routine, etc

it was a super cute idea and i was mad into it and then i woke up and realized it wasn’t real lmfao

[catsi]

i told my friend about this idea and she said the game should be called “Go Fuck Yourself” hhhhdbsjhshd

[lesbx]

obsessed with this actually

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[80sanime]

[empress-runner]

I love when anime just fuckin

Has a real life movie in it but anime

Like last weeks Jiu-jitsu Kaisen featuring Anime Sam and Frodo

[cuteautumn]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[tomatoreddsworld-deactivated201]

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

[derranger-deactivated20220102]

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

[kazisonline]

TODAY'S THE DAY LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

MERRY ALMOST CHRISTMAS

[30-minute-memes]

Hangman

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

I…don’t…get…it….

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Thnks fr th mmrs” is a fall out boy song. Fall out boy are known for their absurd song titles, usually absurd in length, and in this case the band cut all the vowels out to shorten it.

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head:

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

GOD i miss wii sports resort. i wanna see wuhu island in fuckin hd on the switch please nintendo

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

Take. Me. Back.

[mythoughtsxxblog]

😂😂😂

[panthera--tigris--altaica]

[Video id:

John Cena and an elderly white woman are sitting at a small table with a tea set on it. They are talking.

John: "...my hand in front of my face-"

Woman: "oh, that is (something)-"

John: "-and I say 'you can't see me' (said in a calm voice while waving hand in front of face) but I don't say it like that I say (intensely, with hand wave) 'you can't see me!'" A clip of the 'John Cena' theme song plays during the intense version of the phrase. The screen changes colors and zooms in on his face during the song.

Woman: "oh, it's gotta be (intensely, in a good impression of the way John said it) 'you can't see me!'" The same song clip plays again during her impression, and the screen again changes color and zooms.

John: *pauses for a moment in surprise* "that's fantastic, I'm out of a job."

Woman: *chuckles* "I can't wrestle."

John: "They say that about me too, don't worry about it."

End id]

[eggpuffs]

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

[tikkety-tok]

Life imitating art.

[loverspond-remade]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[petite-elf]

[blookmallow]

just fuckign. put a stick of butter on your tree. who cares. butter

[hatsunexyz]

Send this directly to Burnie Burns and Gus Sorola. They do sell single sticks of butter.

[docholligay]

I don't ever want to hear about the fucking "War On Christmas" or any kind of BS about how anyone who celebrates Christmas isn't absolutely catered to every day of their damn winter lives no matter what is going on. Fuck y'all, seriously, and fuck Christmas too.