shrimp mint

Hello! :) any pronouns & aroace

[syn4k]

"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok

[dknightlight]

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[prguitarman]

Turned out pretty

[greelin]

warm baked goods are insane. something so beautiful and almost maddening about absolutely tearing into them when they’re fresh. feeling warm all over after. I really do get vampires for real

[greelin]

people still regularly jumping on this post like “ummmm…” “what was that last part???” “not where i expected this to go AT ALL” what’s not clicking. Something is wrong with YOU. not me.

[enriquemzn262]

Northrop B-2 Spirit flying over the Twin Towers, New York, 2000.

[direhyenawoman-infinitebitestyle]

dumbass fucking missed

[sacred-portal]

[tall]

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[theskullofjudgement]

was there actually planes or did the towers just kind of Do That on 9/11

THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[konfettiklown]

i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

[konfettiklown]

look what he drives. i have got to get this little purple fucks spotify

[rah-moo-neh]

green tech 💚

[lrgski]

#frogheaven #beeandfriend #attentiongrabber

[willabee]

her bff (best frog friend)

[killrockstar]

they never said dr. pepper is a man ☝️

[crushed-sugar]

Special shoutout to all the queer, intersex, and trans het folks. Sorry for all the “it’s illegal to be straight this month” jokes you’ll have to endure. Y’all are still very much part of the community.

[clleanlliness]

life is better when you're not malnourished btw