[ampervadasz]

Kukac

[riverofdragons]

[starlikesilences]

pretty sure that’s a caterpillar

[explainslowly]

[wordfather]

well maybe the power of love would fix things did you guys think of that? if not we could try biting

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[deerchasingheadlights]

Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

[howtobake-remaking]

Ripley's don't believe it

[howtobake-remaking]

[liquidstar]

death the kid is such a… weird character. i cant think of another character like him because he’s so weird. like, he’s the son of the grim reaper with horrible ocd and perfectionism issues and also he dresses like a preppy goth in full tuxedo but he also rides a skateboard named beelzebub and does cool tricks on it whenever presented the opportunity also he has guns. none of those character traits sound like they belong to the same person. hes somehow both the coolest and lamest character in the show. 

[insomniac-arrest]

he hold gun like this

[bill-nye-official-blog]

those guns are two women

[silver-tongues-blog]

and those women are cowgirls from Brooklyn

[kihaku-gato]

[0912408179182]

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

[snoopy-dyke]

love is attained through embarrassing yourself by asking for it instead

[hungwy]

i come back from a book and its like how the hell are you people just going on like this. didnt you read the book with me. how is the real world so disconnected from the whole book world i just experienced

[emodennis]

[destielgaysex]

supernatural season 4

sam: guys i think im the devil incarnate

cas and dean for the past thirty-three minutes:

[gauntletqueen]

(goes through an extended magical girl transformation, by the end of which I look the exact same, except I immediately shoot you with my perfectly normal gun that wasn’t there before)

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[ladyshinga]

you’re right that was important

[kibibarel]

this might just be THE funniest thing i’ve ever seen anyone say on this website

[harmonysama-deactivated20190724]

everyone on this damn website would have to leave if this is what yall start having discourse over

[everythingstarstuff]

[battlesaxe-deactivated20230322]

[sailormoonsub]

this anime’s refusal to engage with the technicalities of its own premise is SO inspiring. we don’t have time to focus on whatever plot hole physics we used to get here, we have an undead pop band to run

[godstiel]

mcr releasing new music cant be compared to anything anyone else has ever experienced because no band has ever or will ever be mcr. hope that helps

[godstiel]

they ask me what new mcr music feels like i say not everything feels like something else!