you know that's very silly!

31 | she/her

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

PAIGE | SHE/HER | 31

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smut writer, dilf lover, fandom enthusiast

LINKS: main blog | AO3

═══ ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE

✦ MIGUEL O'HARA

═══ CALL OF DUTY

✦ KÖNIG

═══ EQUALIZER 2

✦ DAVE YORK

═══ FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (MOVIE)

✦ MIKE SCHMIDT

═══ GLADIATOR II

✦ EMPEROR GETA

═══ MARVEL

✦ JAMES "BUCKY" BARNES - THE WINTER SOLDIER

✦ JOAQUÍN TORRES - THE FALCON

✦ JOHNNY STORM - THE HUMAN TORCH

✦ JOHN WALKER - US AGENT

═══ NARCOS

✦ JAVIER PEÑA

═══ SLASHERS

✦ THOMAS HEWITT (TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE)

═══ STAR WARS

✦ DIN DJARIN

✦ BOBA FETT

✦ POE DAMERON

═══ STRANGER THINGS

✦ EDDIE MUNSON

═══ SUPERMAN [2025]

✦ CLARK KENT / SUPERMAN

═══ THE BUBBLE

✦ DIETER BRAVO

═══ THE LAST OF US

✦ JOEL MILLER

✦ TOMMY MILLER

═══ THE PITT

✦ MICHAEL "ROBBY" ROBINAVITCH

✦ JACK ABBOT

═══ TOP GUN: MAVERICK

✦ ROBERT "BOB" FLOYD

═══ TRIPLE FRONTIER

✦ FRANKIE MORALES

═══ X-MEN

✦ LOGAN HOWLETT

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

hi I just wanted to say I love ur new PHM fic it’s really good

omg thank you??? i’m obsessed with stratt and it was just a thought that wouldn’t leave my brain. i need to know what happened to her after the launch 😭

[aurorawritestoescape]

Hi! Love all your stuff. Also hoping to follow some other writers. Could you recommend some fic writers on here that you think deserve some more love? 💗

Hey, nonnie! Absolutely I can! Here are some writers that I love and respect — @milla-frenchy @sawymredfox @toxicanonymity @604to647 @kokoluwie @schnarfer @pedge-page @time-for-my-weekly-spanking @sp00kymulderr @baronessvonglitter @beardedjoel @quaritchscupquake @visionsofyouandme @shadowqueen2024 @bergamote-catsandbooks @pedges-world @arcane-fox @corazondebeskar @weirdfangirly @undutchable11 @sin-djarin @sixhours @littlemisspascal @tateypots @megangovier @katyispunk @littlepadika @easybbgrl @missadangel @criticallyacclaimedstranger @ess-evo @gutter-noise @rosharanfiction @magpiepills I’m sure I’m forgetting someone, there’re so many talented people here♥️

Please, reblog the stories that you enjoy! This way more people will get to read them.

[bergamote-catsandbooks]

Thank you so much for mentioning me among such wonderful writers. 🥹♥️

There are so many great writers out there, so many talented people that deserve to be celebrated. I will forget many but let me try to add some to this wonderful list: @intheorangebedroom @frannyzooey @myownwholewildworld @ak-vintage @maggiemayhemnj @oonajaeadira @avastrasposts @djarins-cyare @kedsandtubesocks @the-blind-assassin-12 @letsgobarbs @burntheedges @sizzlingcloudmentality @grogusmum @iknowisoundcrazy @almostfoxglove I'm sorry in advance because I know I am forgetting people, but please know I love and respect every single person I read. ♥️

[djarins-cyare]

What a great list! Thank you for mentioning me, Cha 🙏🏻💖

I’d like to add some more wonderful writers, if I may? I have a list of over 1200 authors whose Pedro fics I’m working my way through with the intention of reblogging one per day on my sideblog. Here are 50 of my favourites so far:

@221bshrlocked @5oh5 @almostempty @beefrobeefcal @chronically-ghosted

@covetyou @crowandmousewritingco @din-cognito @eupheme @fromthedeskoftheraven

@galway-girlatwork @ghostofaboy @gothcsz @hauntedhowlett-writes @hellishjoel

@honestly-shite @inept-the-magnificent @javierpena-inatacvest @jennaispunk @jessthebaker

@joelalorian @lotusbxtch @lowlights @magpie-to-the-morning @max--phillips

@mothandpidgeon @mountainsandmayhem @mysterious-musings @nathanbatemanfucker @nerdieforpedro

@notjustjavierpena @ozarkthedog @peepawispunk @penvisions @perotovar

@pintsizemama @prolix-yuy @psychedelic-ink @punkshort @pyronovas

@queridopascal @sirowsky @studioghibelli @sunshinehaze1 @the-mandawhor1an

@tightjeansjavi @toomanystoriessolittletime @whataperfectwasteoftime @whocaresstillthelouvre @yopossum

A few of them are no longer active 🥺 but their blogs still contain their writing.

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

Thank you for mentioning me!

I’m still active just…haven’t written anything in months 🥲

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

season 2 of the pitt has me eyeing that dr robby breeding kink fic gathering dust in my docs

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

a reminder —

please do not upload my work into platforms like c.ai or any other AI sites. it’s a big slap in the face to writers when you do this and it sucks. AI sucks. interact with authors and fans instead.

thank you.

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

im sooo glad ur backkkkk!!

oh guuuurl we NEED the 3rd part of hearing/seeing you!!! (aka the bobby fic) 😭

this whole trilogy is making my brain go brrrr

we need the 3rd part there's people crying (im the people)

and i want to write it so bad but my brain isn’t cooperating 😭😭 i miss bob floyd so much.

thank you for being patient with me!!

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

monthly proclamation that i’m still here!! haven’t been writing much lately but hoping the urge to do so bites me again soon.

if you’ve stuck around — thank you! and if you’re new here — welcome!

[mromitosen]

I am a PASSIONATE commenter on fanfiction, but sometimes it slows down my reading because I don't want to read if I don't have the mental energy to leave the long comments I want to

Still, as an author, I know even a short note can mean the world.

So, I put together a little guide with different “levels” of comments, so it’s easier to leave something without overthinking!

Hopefully this helps someone else too!

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

Absolutely loved your Joaquin Torres Thirst Trap story. And am excitedly hoping you feel led to write more for him.

thank you for reading!! i hope so, too. been a bit blocked on the writing front for a little bit. i have a brother’s best friend joaquin sitting in my wips that’s screaming for me to come back and finish 😭

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

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ONE SHOTS

═══ THIRST TRAP

female reader | explicit

joaquin accidentally sends you a shirtless selfie

↳ TUMBLR

[kiatjuddae]

HI AUTHOR I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH THAT I KEEP ON READING IT AND IT ALWAYS FEELS LIKE ITS MY FIRST TIME READING THIS FIC!! SKSKSKSK PLS THIS IS GOING INTO MY SYSTEM

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

HI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LOVING IT AS MUCH AS YOU DO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT SICKENS ME

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

You write so well, I'm in love (aggressive screaming). Came here from ao3 after reading stitched together.

KEEP IT COMING PLEASE.

ahhh thank you so so much!! hope you find some other stuff you enjoy while you’re here!! 🥰

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

DEARLY BELOVED

PAIRING: tom "iceman" kazansky x pete "maverick" mitchell

RATING: explicit

WORD COUNT: 6160

SUMMARY:

“I can’t believe Slider is getting married,” Maverick says, turning the heavy cream cardstock over in his hand. The envelope, addressed to LCDR Peter Michael Mitchell, lays torn open on his counter. He’s in his small kitchen, phone tucked against his shoulder, Ice’s voice in his ear. “You never mentioned he had a girl,” he adds, tone accusatory, “Mary. Have you met her?”

“Mary Elizabeth,” he corrects. “She came to visit while we were at Norfolk. Sweet girl.”

“I gotta say, I’m surprised I made the guest list,” Maverick says with a huff of laughter.

Or: Slider is getting married, Maverick and Ice share a room, and Maverick learns his feelings for Ice definitely weren't as one sided as he feared.

Read on AO3

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

i’m new and I just read “hearing you” and “seeing you”, and they were SO good!! but hear me out.. what if you wrote “feeling you” or “touching you” as their first time together 👀

oh anon you’ve read my mind because “feeling you” is the title of part 3 (still a work in progress)

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

got inspired to write 4k words of hangster smut. it’s up on ao3 but should i post it here too? 👀

[hauntedhowlett-writes]

Hi! I saw your reblog of the post asking about favorite writing pieces and I wanna say I’m in love with so many of your fics for a ton of different characters but the one fic I’m obsessed with is probably The Old College Try. Idk what it is about that one specifically but my god I don’t think I’ll ever get over it lol It might be the first fic of yours I read because it went up around the time I first started getting into fanfiction again and I was so glad I found it because you’re an amazing writer and have so many great fics. But yea, frat dad Joel man, he’s got a very special place in my heart (among other places) 💕

ahhhh frat dad!! he holds a special place for me, too. that fic was a lot of fun to write. just the thought of pre-outbreak joel doing a leg stand still makes me giggle.

thank you so much for taking the time to not only read my stuff but also for sending this in, it means so much to me 😭🥹

[reiding-and-writing]

Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤