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[whiskerknittles]

Losing it over the “2 ingredient pie recipe” I saw on Instagram where the ingredients are 1. store bought pie crust and 2. store bought pie filling. GIRL THATS NOT 2 INGREDIENTS THATS A REGULAR PIE

[lastvalyrian]

1 ingredient pie recipe: buy a pie at the bakery

[arthistoryvault]

Clouds by Frederic Edwin Church

[aintshithoney]

[vinylkilledtheradiostar]

My Chemical Romance, I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love (2002), Eyeball Records, 2007 2-disc release, includes a compilation disc of other Eyeball artists, as well as thr music videos for "Vampires Will Never Hurt You" and "Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us"

open for higher quality

[mychemicalraymance]

People being mad abt the mcr makeup line girl what the fuck is wrong with you lol. Personally I'd rather get this instead of bad forced new music and buzzfeed interviews like what the hell. This is fine and cute. How is this selling out NOW they literally allowed Warner to sell a song to glee.

[gahdamnpunk]

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

[llamagoddessofficial]

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

[josemoneyz]

[massacre-girlypop]

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

[hochstelust]

Summer body wishlist: - six wings - a million eyes - constantly on fire - ability to scream forever

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[arcsin27]

Is she single asking for a friend

[veresfika]

No❤️

[vampirebriar]

[ap-kinda-lit]

This post got better and better as it went on

[beallright]

Zoë Kravitz photographed by Paola Kudaki for ELLE Magazine (2020)

[anxietyproblem]

[onlyperioddramas]

ALIA BHATT AS ROOP

KALANK (2019)

↳ requested by anonymous

[aphroditesdoves-deactivated2020]

Bollywood Actresses

Rani Mukherjee, Kajol Devgan & Aishwarya Rai

[firefox-official]

i went through an entire character arc during quarantine

[firefox-official]

i became more evil if you’re curious

[firefox-official]

this post is funny because everyone is reblogging and saying what happened to them . i dont care you guys i dont give a shit

[grox]

Dude I had a dream where a wizard like appeared and summoned a little goblin friend for me and I screamed YES so loud it woke me up

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

this is my funniest post because i accidentally replaced early with early.

[hannahhillam]

I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭

[coffeeandstring]

I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.

[fatsexybitch]

…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground?

[hollowedskin]

you just kind of… open ur arms and they sort themselves out. if you try and place them down they get mad and wiggle and make everything worse

[everydayconman]

[shotfromguns]

some friends of mine have the most un-cat-ish cat i have ever met

my quintessential example of this:

i was holding him in my arms petting him while we were picking out what games to play that night. when we’d decided on a few, i needed to put the cat down in order to, you know, carry boxes. so i started letting him down, expecting that he’d eventually do the cat hop thing… but he never did.

i ended up lowering him all the way to the floor. and even then he never got his feet under him. i just sort of… plopped him down on his side as he stared up at me like a betrayed sack of flour.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I saw this so clearly in my mind and I’m never going to stop laughing at betrayed sack of flour.

[tisfan]

reblogging for betrayed sack of flour.

[dust-n-roses]

An astrophysicist, a biologist, an electrician and an graphic artist walk into a bar...

It’s Queen. They’re there to play a gig.