How to rid your home of the dybbuk box you suddenly regret opening last week
TW: Mentions of the dead crossing over; dybbuk spirits created during the H*l*c**st, Hebrew prayer, I cannot guarantee its efficacy.
I posted this entire set of instructions in the comments (bc I’m an old person lacking etiquette 🙄🤗) for a ritual that I hope might help Sam and Colby exorcize spirits from at least 2 of the 13 dybbuk boxes they’ve opened in their basement. Capturing it here too. I’ve never tried banishing anything, but this might be able to at least help an innocent little girl cross over if she’s ready.
⬆️ is Sam and Colby’s video investigating their own house’s demonic infestation (with Project Fear boys ❤️). Aside from whatever demonic thing moved in, they have at least a pair of human spirits to get rid of.
Here’s the ritual I posted to S&C.
**Actual Hebrew prayer at bottom**
You guys I am shaking. So from the dybbuk boxes you have at least one woman who has become deranged (the poltergeist/actual dybbuk) and one female child. You guys are looking for 3 entities to exorcize, but I believe the poltergeist is protecting a 4th — a little girl spirit. You guys repeatedly heard her voice, too.
Both of them died in the H*l*c****. The child was trapped in a dybbuk box by people who went ghost hunting at one of the you-know-what camps and coaxed her into a box. They probably didn’t even know if it worked or who/what they had. She is an innocent who is the tiniest bit protected by the deranged poltergeist lady, now that they’re both out of their boxes.
Indeed. The deranged H*l*c**** survivor lady. Assume just to be safe that she lost every person in her family only to go hungry and eventually be murdered herself too (bc that was the most common outcome). That kind of compounded grief would drive any soul out of its mind. Rage is likely one of the only human motivations she has left, or maybe I’m underestimating her. It is possible she could be coaxed to cross over and go home. Home to her people, and the next place to be free. She deserves to be let out of a cage almost 100 years later. And earth is the cage.
The woman and child have both seen a series of cages that entire time. First the concentration camp cattle cars on the train after being kidnapped. Next the barracks they were stacked in, then possibly the gas you-know-what, then a dybbuk box for an additional 70 years. Finally to be set free, only to find that earth itself is also a cage. She needs to cross over, knowing that their grief and fear, and her rage will be assuaged when they do. “Your families have been waiting, don’t make them wait any longer.” (Sweet but also a familiar dollop of Jewish guilt to seal it with a little authenticity.)
Then open a portal upwards with the following words:
“Shem-mah yeesroy el ah-doh nai ello hey new ah-doh nai ey hah’d” Translation is, “Hear, oh people of God. The Lord is God. The Lord is one.” So there, now you have the right telephone number for both of them to go home. Oh, last thing. Please speak to both like you would speak to your favorite older relatives. They should feel a sense of dignity and afford themselves the luxury of feeling a little self-respect and feel the promise of hope. The real land of milk and honey awaits them!
Oh! And wear baseball hats so you are covering the top of your head (bc out of respect for god).
If you want to do a full length ritual, do the formal Hebrew blessing done every weekend on Friday nights — God’s Day of Rest (instead of church on Sunday mornings) as follows:
1. Do it anytime after sundown on a Friday night. It has to be dark out on a Friday night for this extra stuff to matter. The Ancients judged their days as ending at sundown.
2. Use your dining room table, and place a (nice?) sheet on it like you’re getting ready for a holiday dinner. Think fabric tablecloth.
3. Have a goblet of red wine for each person there plus one each for the deranged lady and the little girl. Use a smaller cup for the girl and make a fuss about not filling it very full or she’ll get drunk (authenticity/familiarity). And your earnest vibes will help convey your good intentions. Don’t drink any yet!
4. Put a big loaf of bread on the table. (Bonus points if it’s challah.) Don’t eat yet.
5. A candelabra or any candlestick holder + at least one tall candle + matches. Don’t light it yet.
6. Everyone stand behind their dining room chairs bc this is formal prayer stuff that we treat with respect.
7. Tell them that even though you are not exactly the same faith, you share the same God. And that you are trying to aid them and will try to pronounce things as best as you can without knowing their language.
8. Whoever is at the head of the table (preferably female) will light the candle. She will then pretend to wave some of the candle light toward herself like she’s splashing water toward her face.
9. Everyone at the table place their hands in front of their faces a bit like you’re shielding yourself from brilliant light.
10. Everyone at the table say all of the following words:
“Shem-mah yeesroy el. ah-doh nai ello hey new. ah-doh nai ey hah’d.” Next say it in English, “Hear, oh people of God. The Lord is God. The Lord is one.” Now put your hands back down.
11. Figure out who wants to be the head of your little “family”. They will pick up their goblet of wine like they’re making a toast.
15. Everyone says, “Amen.” Then smile at each other bc you love your family, and throw in an actual toast for good measure: “La ha yim! To life!” And finally, everyone drink. As much or as little as you want. Make sure there’s wine for the girl and the lady so they can “drink” too. “But not too much, don’t get drunk,” say again to the little girl. Everyone put their wine goblets back down.
16. The head of the family tears off a nice chunk of bread for himself. Then everybody else does the same. Hold it up like you’re saying a toast (not making toast lol)
17. The head of the family speaks these words:
“Baw-rooch ah-tah ah-doh nai. Ell oh hey new mel-leck hah oh lahm. Hah mo tsee lek-em meen hah ah-rets. Amen.”
18. Everyone says, “Amen” and eats their chunk of bread.
19. Maybe say nice stuff to remind them not to leave their family waiting, they’ve been waiting so long. Then, “Go be with them, go home. You are allowed to go home. We wish you peace and blessings.”
If anybody wants to say anything special from the heart, go for it. Even if the deranged lady doesn’t go, you can feel good knowing the little girl is safe again after almost 100 years.
And if you make any mistakes, don’t worry about it. Even if you are Christian, you are making a sincere gesture in good faith and that’s what counts.
“We consider a new building necessary and advisable, not only for the increased capacity and the accommodation, care and treatment of inmates,
but for the experimental and scientific work
of the institution in the determination of the causes of mental trouble and its treatment and care, which is and will continue to be of incalculable benefit.”
Source: Twentieth Biennial Report of the Michigan State Board of Corrections and Charities, 1909-1910
Yup, incalculable benefit to the sick fucks who ran prisons and mental institutions in 1909-1910.
Those professions drew the very worst mankind had to offer, until riots forced the world to begin taking notice of the conditions inside the actual buildings. They found evidence of cruelty, starvation, surgical experiments without consent or painkillers, inhumane and unclean facilities, and the unchecked violence of the staff toward the inmates. Such inhuman conditions just couldn’t be hidden once the press started looking into institutions, asylums, and prisons.
It took too damn long for anyone to notice.
And in that era, you could drop a difficult spouse, or an unwanted child off at an insane asylum, and sign their lives over to the doctors permanently. And the only person who could get them out again was the same person who signed them over to begin with.
This is not a real ad. It is a screenshot of a real ad.
For the frickin Trans-Allegheny
Lunatic Asylum🫣👤👀 😨👥👀👀😵💫 🗣️😱
I am in heaven (or a demon’s domain, you decide). Seeing this as an ad in my little corner of the haunted world is everything good in the (haunted) world.
I am truly in horror that I wanted to reblog an ad that wasn’t rebloggable — so badly — that I decided to screenshot it and posted it myself. An ad.
I don’t want to be right on this one. The Conjuring House will go to the sister.
In this type of case, a sister would have to argue that their sibling [Nuñez] was not of sound mind at the time of the selling of the deed or what have you.
The whole reason this is happening is precisely because Nuñez is mentally ill.
No one has to lift a finger to prove it, either.
What IS interesting is that Nuñez agreed to sell it and let it wind up with Hawes. Not just interesting but shocking.
Just want to make sure people are aware that the artist is on ArtStation and many of these, including the longing stare at witch one, are in fact for sale as prints for highly reasonable prices - the cheapest option being an 8 by 12 art poster for 18 US dollars (plus shipping).
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