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Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyota™ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you

As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

thememedaddy

saywhat-politics

Even with federal grants largely restored, scientists say the Trump administration is still preventing those funds from reaching them. The c

Standing in his laboratory, Harvard professor Sean Eddy gazes at a row of vacant work stations. More than a year ago, this lab was filled with over a dozen researchers. On a given day they might be working independently on analyzing genomic sequencing or gathered around the group table, drinking coffee and helping each other troubleshoot questions about genomic data from different species.

Now, after his funding was terminated under the Trump administration, the computer screens are gone and the room is silent. He's one of the last people left.

" Seeing these labs empty — this is not the way it's supposed to be," he says. "This was a very vibrant lab."

my-dailydreams

only-cat-memes

theconcealedweapon

boomer-mythology-destroyer

ratbastarddotfuck

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

digitalsymbiote

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

fairyinthetrees

potato seeking behavior

#my body at meal times if we are being quite real

crimeronan

sometimes i have strong opinions but they're also so inane that halfway through writing a post i'll be like "yeah, this is Absolutely not worth the energy it's taking" and delete everything. but then the opinion is still in my head. and i still want to share it. so within five minutes i go "you know, i bet i can phrase it more succinctly this time" and anyway. you all see where this is going. sometimes i do this four times in a row before i give up on the specific inane opinion and instead write a vague post about the concept of opinions as if that'll satisfy the urge to post the entirety of my inner monologue online. may or may not be relevant to what you're reading right now. and now all our lives have been enriched. you're welcome

depsidase

northirish

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

northirish

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

northirish

Bottom scientists as well

inceltear

Short men aren’t real men apparently

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Credit to the original poster Jukeaways who posted this on r/IncelTears on May 28th, 2026 at 7:14 PM UTC.

former-incel

Here we have someone systemically rejecting short men. They’re telling short men that they’re objectively unattractive and that no one will ever want them. They’re literally telling short men to kill themselves.

And who’s saying that? Is it an “evil foid”? No. It’s an incel.

When a woman who prefers tall men is pursued by a short man, usually she’ll just reject him so he can move on and find another woman who likes “short kings”. It’s very rare for her to say anything near as cruel as this.

Men enforce the cruelty, and women get blamed for it.