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#this is why south park will alwas be bae #ooc

South Park called it again. Oh my god, I'm crying.

paxamericana

It’d be an understatement to say that Donald Trump isn’t exactly prepared for the task at hand. And we already know that he “didn’t want to jinx himself” with too much preparation pre-win. According to a source closely connected to the Trump transition team, though, the reality of the situation is worse than we might have feared. Apparently—as the Wall Street Journal has reported—Trump and his team really are just now learning what a president is even technically allowed to do.

Immediately after Tuesday’s election, members of Trump’s team were given the task of readying the president-elect for his transition to the White House. But in the hours-long meetings that followed, outside advisors tasked with helping the team were horrified to learn just how little the people getting ready to run the federal government actually knew.

“They are blatantly unprepared and don’t really have any sort of plan at all so far,” our source told us. “The best illustration is there were no prepared policy statements or papers. Whereas in 2012 Romney’s team had hundreds of pages worth of federal policy transitions planned and written out, Trump’s team had (as of Wednesday) literally no pages.

“Also his team’s grasp of federal powers is fairly paltry. They had hours long meetings with outside advisors to figure out what could and couldn’t be delegated to Pence, what the president could do unilaterally, etc. One of Trump’s advisors said as recently as last weekend that they were planning on what to do after the election with the assumption that Trump would lose, and had no real plan for a victory.”

maxknightley

“One of Trump’s advisors said as recently as last weekend that they were planning on what to do after the election with the assumption that Trump would lose, and had no real plan for a victory.”

i’m finding it harder and harder to dismiss the idea that trump tried to throw the election and miserably, miserably failed

#donald trump /#trump //#election 2016 #wow #i saw it coming tho

South Park fucking called this.

witchymoonhag-deactivated201801

Same.

#ooc #mhm #donald trump /

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please take a moment with me to appreciate these reactions to trump’s speech at the al smith dinner last night

also, what i wouldn’t give to be in on this convo between hillary clinton and the archbishop of new york:

runningupthathillary-blog

This may well be the most iconic photograph of this election.

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Renaissance painting

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-the two dudes in front falling asleep

-hillary standing out in the red blazer sipping tea like she’s at sunday brunch

-archbishop obvs trying to hold back vomit

-everyone else looking like their least favorite in-law just asked them to attend their demon child’s birthday

#trump #clinton #ooc stuff #lmao

Bless this post.

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BLU scout stim board

“Home freakin’ run!”

recklessbarbieklaus

friendly reminder that even if I take ages to reply, I still want to roleplay with you

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This is a test. Reblog if you think it’s NOT okay for Minors to RP smut.

Who's your favourite teammate?

“Don’t make me play favorites but…

It’s Davy.” @havebonkwillrun

"Aww, Nathan, you're too sweet!"

4:Hitchhiker Ride!AU

“Thanks, but it’s nothin’. I’d do anything for family, especially my ma. Sure, dere’s a bunch of us, but even wit’ what we can get, it’s not enough.” He sighed,”I just hope ‘dat when I get ta Cali, I can find somethin’ really good. Even if da job sucks, I just care about the money.” He seemed to look a bit discouraged. “I tried other places, but nothin’ ever worked out. I either got dropped or ‘dey nevah called back. Even wit’ interviews…”

Nathan whistled low. Jesus, he should get him a job and let me tell you that the pay is quite good, it’s good enough to support himself and his family. “How good are you with vehicles? Cars most likely?”

“My brothahs taught me a lot about ‘em.. Why do ya ask?” He looked over at the man beside him, his leg bouncing a bit out of habit. Davy needed a miracle and soon, he would take anything.

“Well,” He tapped his fingers idly on the wheel. “I heard that one of those famous race car drivers needed an extra worker for their pit crew. Now which one was it? Heard that he’s quite a newcomer with a quick reputation on the road already. In a good way I mean.” He was talking about himself. “Something with the last name Corbett.”

“Ya mean, Nathan Corbett?!” He grinned happily as he looked at the other male,”Ya really mean you can get a job for me working for him? I’d love you forevah if ya could, man!” Davy seemed to bounce excitedly in his seat at the thought of working for a famous racer that he sorta had a crush on. A schoolboy crush mostly.

The raised eyebrow was genuine to Davy’s correct guess. He knows his name but thankfully not his identity. He made the right choice of not showing his face in public, even on the racetrack. He doesn’t want people following him around. Especially the paparazzi.

“Yeah, I know someone working for him and he’s a great pal of mine. Once we’re there, I’ll just have to see them and talk to them about giving you a job position.” He smiled and laughed. “Aww really? And we just met.” He teased.

He smirked playfully and rolled his eyes,“Smart ass aren’t we? Eh, either way I really appreciate this!” The scout looked out his window excitedly.

Nathan shrugged. “Eh, I’ve been called by many names. Jackass is one of them.” He laughed once again.

Davy smirked and rolled his eyes,“Funny guy.” He laughed with him. He was having fun so far with this guy. “What did you say your name was again? You’re an alright guy, honestly.”

“Even that one.” He laughed. It made Nathan tsked after that. “How dare you as my newfound friend that you have forgotten my name. It’s Nathan.” Luckily he didn’t tell Davy his last name as well. “Funny how that man shares the same name like me.”

"Yeah, it is! Coincidences work like dat I suppose.." He laughed a bit as he watched the mile markers,"How much longer do ya think we have until Cali?"

4:Hitchhiker Ride!AU

“Thanks, but it’s nothin’. I’d do anything for family, especially my ma. Sure, dere’s a bunch of us, but even wit’ what we can get, it’s not enough.” He sighed,”I just hope ‘dat when I get ta Cali, I can find somethin’ really good. Even if da job sucks, I just care about the money.” He seemed to look a bit discouraged. “I tried other places, but nothin’ ever worked out. I either got dropped or ‘dey nevah called back. Even wit’ interviews…”

Nathan whistled low. Jesus, he should get him a job and let me tell you that the pay is quite good, it’s good enough to support himself and his family. “How good are you with vehicles? Cars most likely?”

“My brothahs taught me a lot about ‘em.. Why do ya ask?” He looked over at the man beside him, his leg bouncing a bit out of habit. Davy needed a miracle and soon, he would take anything.

“Well,” He tapped his fingers idly on the wheel. “I heard that one of those famous race car drivers needed an extra worker for their pit crew. Now which one was it? Heard that he’s quite a newcomer with a quick reputation on the road already. In a good way I mean.” He was talking about himself. “Something with the last name Corbett.”

“Ya mean, Nathan Corbett?!” He grinned happily as he looked at the other male,”Ya really mean you can get a job for me working for him? I’d love you forevah if ya could, man!” Davy seemed to bounce excitedly in his seat at the thought of working for a famous racer that he sorta had a crush on. A schoolboy crush mostly.

The raised eyebrow was genuine to Davy’s correct guess. He knows his name but thankfully not his identity. He made the right choice of not showing his face in public, even on the racetrack. He doesn’t want people following him around. Especially the paparazzi.

“Yeah, I know someone working for him and he’s a great pal of mine. Once we’re there, I’ll just have to see them and talk to them about giving you a job position.” He smiled and laughed. “Aww really? And we just met.” He teased.

He smirked playfully and rolled his eyes,“Smart ass aren’t we? Eh, either way I really appreciate this!” The scout looked out his window excitedly.

Nathan shrugged. “Eh, I’ve been called by many names. Jackass is one of them.” He laughed once again.

Davy smirked and rolled his eyes,"Funny guy." He laughed with him. He was having fun so far with this guy. "What did you say your name was again? You're an alright guy, honestly."

"Are you sneaking out on me?" (federalblu-britishmarksman)

He jumped and turned to look at the other male,“Uh.. What would ya do if I said yeah..?” Davy blushed as he was still in the middle of getting his shirt on. The scout wanted to try and grab them some breakfast before Nathan woke up, but that plan had been spoiled obviously.

“Sure, since I can’t do that with one hand.” Literally Nathan was one arm short since he can’t allow his fake arm to rust from the water. Even if he quickly cleans it and dries it, it’ll rust in small places he won’t discover. “Now don’t drop the soap while you’re add it.” He added a wink to that.

He smiled and kissed his cheek before he started scrubbing Nathan’s back carefully. He was being mindful of the many scars that covered the taller male. Davy had grown quite fond of them, especially after the fun they had. The young brunette couldn’t help but smile softly and kissed one of them.

The scars Nathan have on him, apart from the marks Davy left on last night, was old burn scars that could be easily be noticeable just like the scars on his face. Another thing that is noticeable but well concealed under the clothes was his right leg. The skin color is darker than his normal skin tone and there were stitches wrapped around it.

“Now what are you doing?” He craned his head over his shoulder, trying to see what’s going on.

“Kissin’ on yer scars..” He smiled at him as he rinsed his back off for him,“Did ya want me to stop?” The shorter male hugged his waist and sighed contently. He hummed sweetly, kissing Nathan’s ear in a soft manner.

The taller male hummed softly. “No keep going. I’m enjoying this.” He smiled before he felt arms wrapped around his waist. “Just make sure we don’t stay in here too long or else the others won’t get hot water tonight.”

"Okay, babe.." He kissed his neck and smiled some, standing with the sniper for a bit longer before he turned the water off,"Wanna go back ta my room aftah we get dressed?"

"Are you sneaking out on me?" (federalblu-britishmarksman)

He jumped and turned to look at the other male,“Uh.. What would ya do if I said yeah..?” Davy blushed as he was still in the middle of getting his shirt on. The scout wanted to try and grab them some breakfast before Nathan woke up, but that plan had been spoiled obviously.

“Sure, since I can’t do that with one hand.” Literally Nathan was one arm short since he can’t allow his fake arm to rust from the water. Even if he quickly cleans it and dries it, it’ll rust in small places he won’t discover. “Now don’t drop the soap while you’re add it.” He added a wink to that.

He smiled and kissed his cheek before he started scrubbing Nathan’s back carefully. He was being mindful of the many scars that covered the taller male. Davy had grown quite fond of them, especially after the fun they had. The young brunette couldn’t help but smile softly and kissed one of them.

The scars Nathan have on him, apart from the marks Davy left on last night, was old burn scars that could be easily be noticeable just like the scars on his face. Another thing that is noticeable but well concealed under the clothes was his right leg. The skin color is darker than his normal skin tone and there were stitches wrapped around it.

“Now what are you doing?” He craned his head over his shoulder, trying to see what’s going on.

"Kissin' on yer scars.." He smiled at him as he rinsed his back off for him,"Did ya want me to stop?" The shorter male hugged his waist and sighed contently. He hummed sweetly, kissing Nathan's ear in a soft manner.

4:Hitchhiker Ride!AU

“Thanks, but it’s nothin’. I’d do anything for family, especially my ma. Sure, dere’s a bunch of us, but even wit’ what we can get, it’s not enough.” He sighed,”I just hope ‘dat when I get ta Cali, I can find somethin’ really good. Even if da job sucks, I just care about the money.” He seemed to look a bit discouraged. “I tried other places, but nothin’ ever worked out. I either got dropped or ‘dey nevah called back. Even wit’ interviews…”

Nathan whistled low. Jesus, he should get him a job and let me tell you that the pay is quite good, it’s good enough to support himself and his family. “How good are you with vehicles? Cars most likely?”

“My brothahs taught me a lot about ‘em.. Why do ya ask?” He looked over at the man beside him, his leg bouncing a bit out of habit. Davy needed a miracle and soon, he would take anything.

“Well,” He tapped his fingers idly on the wheel. “I heard that one of those famous race car drivers needed an extra worker for their pit crew. Now which one was it? Heard that he’s quite a newcomer with a quick reputation on the road already. In a good way I mean.” He was talking about himself. “Something with the last name Corbett.”

“Ya mean, Nathan Corbett?!” He grinned happily as he looked at the other male,”Ya really mean you can get a job for me working for him? I’d love you forevah if ya could, man!” Davy seemed to bounce excitedly in his seat at the thought of working for a famous racer that he sorta had a crush on. A schoolboy crush mostly.

The raised eyebrow was genuine to Davy’s correct guess. He knows his name but thankfully not his identity. He made the right choice of not showing his face in public, even on the racetrack. He doesn’t want people following him around. Especially the paparazzi.

“Yeah, I know someone working for him and he’s a great pal of mine. Once we’re there, I’ll just have to see them and talk to them about giving you a job position.” He smiled and laughed. “Aww really? And we just met.” He teased.