AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Acquired Stardust
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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything
@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever
Love Begins
todays bird
oozey mess
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@haydenhaystackarts
My cold and bitter heart is probably going to turn off asks and messages. I feel for you guys over seas.
I’ve received multiple insensitive messages, some including guilt-tripping for donations.
I’m not in a place to donate right now and I won’t be arguing about it.
I am disabled, unemployed, and not receiving the assistance I need. For my sanity, I won’t be responding to direct requests for donations from me and I will be blocking repeat offenders.
“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.
Good Job.
#this post gets me every time
It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been
do you think no one else has time travel
Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.
#surprise reblog!!
STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!
YOU CAN STOP.
wow if only you had a time machine
Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.
I’m killing your parents before you’re born
Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian
Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.
Isn’t that the plot of Terminator
Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?
This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even
Imagine how I feel
POST, LIVE FOREVER!!!!!!
It doesn’t have to
Yes it does.
BRING IT BACK BOYS
I don’t deserve this
Friday 13th, scarred someone, watching Fear Street (multiple).
*browses own blog* amazing
Its like it was professionally cultivated for you or something.
Thank god it was Michaels!
Link if interested (I didn’t read it yet tbh).
ok so... I'm back. Pinterest is losing it's shit, Substack is annoying AF, I'm internet old and will now come crawling back to tumblr as somehow this is the platform that is still functioning???
Ugh Pinterest is on my shit list too. Like, what? Did we not leave enough room for Jesus or something?? Not to mention the “because I said so” with every deactivation. More overbearing than a conservative mother. 🙄
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Compiled some basic information I know about drawing fat characters for beginners since I've been seeing more talk about absence of really basic traits in a lot of art lately.
Morpho Fat and Skin Folds on Archive.org (for free!)
Getting kinda sick of the whole thing where people berate others for using light mode. Like yeah I get that it's mostly a joke, but dark mode on most sites/apps is borderline impossible to use if you have diplopia so I imagine it's way, way worse for people with more severe issues with their eyesight. If your joke is making fun of people for using a feature that's often needed for accessibility it isn't funny, you're just being a dick.
I have (mild) diplopia! This makes sense.
It would be nice if apps and websites didnt make dark mode SO DARK. Options would be nice.
Moonphase Choker 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘
But is it worth losing your head over?
never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It
signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy
#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing
The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.
how dare you say we put jam in the printer
I compulsively read signs and stuff. Spiders Georg 🥲
foreshadowing done well makes me go feral like there’s NOTHING better than getting to the end a book or an important storyline moment and realising that the author laced information so intricately into their writing that weren’t noticeable upon first read but when you read back sections they’re light giant red flags like wow writing is amazing
the best stories contain two stories: the one you read the first time, and the one you read every time after that
*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list
i feel like i'm going Italian
*insane
Gif of woman in yellow and red life preserver hugging a man in a suit and then backing up. They are on grass near a dock. End id.
I feel so weird about this sweater.
Nothing will ever be funnier than people without siblings. You've either sucker punched or been sucker punched by the fartface who won't hesitate to give you their kidney or you're lying
People without siblings writing siblings may not be illegal but I'm sure as hell making fun of you
nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
