Origami Around
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
@theartofmadeline
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ojovivo
Jules of Nature
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
we're not kids anymore.
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KIROKAZE
Cosmic Funnies
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Discoholic 🪩
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#extradirty
hello vonnie
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@haystackjack
ive been age regressing this whole time but as a precocious and unexpectedly cultured 12 year old boy with only adult friends so you couldnt tell. im very mature i even drink coffee and read at a college level. i don’t want to play with toys with you i’m listening to freeform jazz
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im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it
i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run
im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it
i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run
im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it
i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run
Album of seaweed specimens, in scallop shell binding, Great Britain, mid-19th century
Yale Center for British Art
a fistful of lightning.
looks at u in a victim-esque way
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.
10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.
11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.
12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.
13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.
