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@hazel-rania
"I'm so sore. I physically cannot walk up the stairs."
"It’s strange to be back but it would be nice to hear what I’ve missed out on. Was Halloween as eventful as it usually is?"
"I got very drunk. That's all I remember."
You should make it fly to you! It’s a big adrenaline rush.
That sounds so scary!
"Now go wash your hands… Please and thank you."
"Yes, ma'am."
"Come on you stupid lighter! Don’t die on me now."
"Sounds like a good excuse to quit smoking."
I- It’s a bird.
Yeah, that's why I'm freaking out.
"A bird? Princess, have you never touched a bird before until now?"
"No, never. Have you?"
"That’s disgusting, keep your hands away from it, Miss Hazel."
"Sorry Coach, you're right."
Oh my God, I can't believe I just did that.
"Fuck yeah, Hazel. Sweet party. No Francis in sight, either. So it looks like the Serial Fuckboi Killer doesn’t have to murder tonight. Dance with me!”
"Fuck Francis. " Hazel laughed and started to dance with her friend.
Where's the beer?
"I think I had too many… Either way, I want some more. Better not be hiding it from me, birthday girl.”
Now would I do something like that?
If you insist.
Yay! I'm glad you're staying!
[laughs] Hey, Hazel. Oh, I don’t know, this isn’t really my thing.
I think you should stay.
Yeah, maybe it’s not too late to go back…
Oskar! No, stay!
Where's the beer?
-laughs- Too many to remember.
"I could do this all fucking night…!"
Hazel smiled. "Isn't this great?"
Very well then… Don’t come complaining afterwards because you failed a class or you encountered any other problems, love…
I know… but that still doesn’t mean I can do whatever I want at home…
I don't fail, and even if I did, you would be the last teacher that I'd come to.
I don't care.