alrighty

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[fugayyyku]

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

[rosery-doll]

That last one:

Villain: Wait. What, no, no, I meant, like my brother is, I mean I think you are a fine person, I just meant, the whole you know other thing

Spiderman: I’m going to punch you to save you from yourself

Villain: Please

[horsegirlhob]

I’m a slut for sitting in comfortable silence while both of us do our own thing and occasionally show each other something dumb on our computers like that’s the good shit my dude. 

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[zevveli]

ADDITION TO THE FIRST PART: In the phrase “Curiosity killed the cat” it came from a time and language where the word “Curiosity” was synonymous with “Care” or “Worry.”

[ollieofthebeholder]

Addition to the “birds of a feather” one: There’s actually a nursery rhyme with an alternate version:

Birds of a feather will flock together And so will pigs and swine. Rats and mice will have their choice And so will I have mine.

[villageidiotwitch]

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

[thedailyshow]

Michelle Wolf weighs in on “Wonder Woman.”

[itsmrleorio-deactivated20210107]

I see a little silhouetto of a man

[roguepaladin]

[lucytara]

u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach

[osointricate]

“In this essay I will” is a meme that only encourages the op to put forth ideas into the world without making a concrete claim allowing them to express ideas on a subject without conclusion while at the same time submitting a thesis as fact

“Thanks for coming to me TED talk,” in contrast, allows the op to claim that whatever statement they’ve said to be their final say on any given topic, but also allows people to grow on it as well, as are the nature of TED talks

We are creating shortcuts in communication and I love it

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

i support all women in jail who killed their abusive boyfriend/husband.

[chrishemsworht]

[itsyearning]

Venom (2018) dir. Ruben Fleischer v. Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwick

[snowyalice]

@deadwright

[bigglecakes]

UNIFORMS x The Gangsey

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[anxietyproblem]

[filmnoirsbian]

Here’s a fun idea: just stop comparing every piece of lgbt media. Love, Simon was never going to live up to Moonlight. Carol isn’t supposed to be as thrilling as The Handmaiden. Gay people deserve a variety of content lmao this whole “lets compare every gay movie to Brokeback Mountain” is boring as hell. Straight people dont compare She’s All That to Shawshank Redemption. Not every gay movie has to be worth a fucking oscar

[spookingxinxsilence]

Gay people deserve feel-good trash too.

[twink-wizard]

adam: gansey is at an age where he only cares about one thing

ronan: girls?

adam: dead welsh kings