[uoa]

You are so ugly im sorry

Dont apologize u didnt choose to be blind

[dankmemeuniversity]

[voxel-loves-you]

At some point today, my shop might show dice like this:

might.

[eastern-bloc-party-archive]

Do I have to be pretty? Is it not enough to simply be the loudest person in the room with the best opinions

[handweavers]

the concept of people being born in the 00s and being on this website or the internet in general will never stop giving me a minor heart attack every time bc my brain stopped processing time in like 2008 so anyone born in like 2003 is automatically assumed to be in kindergarten until i realize they're old enough to drive

[handweavers]

someone: im 16

me: ok cool

someone: that means i was born in 2003

me:

[hurleyquinnzel]

[yung-saudi]

goals so big you get uncomfortable telling small minded people

(via themilkywhiteway)

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

[pleatedjeans]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back.

[officialbluebeetle-deactivated2]

just-shower-thoughts advocating the murder of the bourgeoisie

[redactedmp3]

I mean

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

*Karl Marx from his coffin* Nice

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[soleuna]

[whishless-deactivated20160213]

Art & aesthetic blog

[sandandglass]

Castle s07e23

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

HERE EVERYONE HAVE SOME GREAT ADVICE FROM RICHARD CASTLE

[captbbarnes]

BEST DAD AWARD!!

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[lolerzz]

[austin-n-oli]

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

[cryptv0id]

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

[austin-n-oli]

I think that since its been a year since I made this post its time for an update. In the past year I’ve watched this post grow and grow, people I work with have told me about it as “this post I saw the other day” and they have no idea it’s my post. The person I wrote this about has even reblogged it. He is no longer texting me at 4am. Not because we no longer speak but because the nightmares have stopped. He and I both are in a much better place. Most often the only times he’s waking me up at 4am is when he’s pulling me closer to him while we sleep. He’s more than a friend now and I’m forever thankful to have him. Everyone messaged me saying he was lucky to have me but I think I was just as lucky to have him and I would do it all over.

[princesssmurff]

The update just makes it even better ❤️

[gold]

me on november 1st: 

[bob-belcher]

does anyone else get really anxious when the cashier hands you change and you’re hurriedly putting it away in your wallet so that the next customer in line can proceed or is that just me

[gojinero]

And you can just feel *the look* the cashier is giving you while doing this

[notcuddles]

Good news: when the cashier SEEMS to be staring at you, it’s because there’s no where else for them to look without glancing away from their line and looking like they’re ignoring other customers.  If they make eye contact with another customer, that person will take it as a sign that it’s their turn, so the cashier is trapped and unable to glance in either direction. They don’t actually care that you’re there.

Source: I am a cashier and this happens all the time.

[supernaturtle-blog]

cause when you do make eye contact with another customer, they will, in fact, shove past you and dump their shit on the counter whether you’re ready or not source: am a cashier and have had to tell people off for being rude fucks

[genderfluidoctavius-deactivated]

We’re more afraid of you than you are of us.

Source: I am a cashier who will not harm you.