Gideon the Ninth and the Reverend Daughter
An homage to the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 by Ilya Repin.
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Gideon the Ninth and the Reverend Daughter
An homage to the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 by Ilya Repin.
Gideon the Ninth and the Reverend Daughter
An homage to the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan on 16 November 1581 by Ilya Repin.
What kind of Millennial™️ are you?
Avocado toast millennial
I am bird watcher now.
I ran a marathon for fun?
Yes, I am currently working on five fiber art projects…
Other millennial stereotype that I will write in the tags.
I am unfortunately not part of the greatest generation aka here for the result
Please share!
Silver and Light
As the light leaves the mindflayer's eyes, the darkness obscuring Quan's lifts. Silver liquid pools on the ground, slips into the cracks and crevices of the stone beneath his feet. As the mindflayer's life drains away, so too does the its hold over Quan. He blinks.
"Quan?" He knows that voice. His hand around the creature's throat twitches, relaxes. The mindflayer's body hits the ground with a wet crunch. "Can you hear me? Are you- are you back with us?"
Quan looks around the room, blinking, his eyes struggling to focus on his surroundings. Stone walls and flooring, with a crumbling throne at the head of the room beside him, and balconies overlooking the whole thing. Like a sterile, macabre theatre. His vision expands. Everything is shrinking. He is shrinking. His muscles twitch as the power that previously coursed through him drains away with the silver blood on the floor. Quan takes a breath. His jaw unclenches. His shoulders slump. His whole body aches. Like he's run a marathon or fought battle after battle or-
"Where am I?"
"Avernus." The voice answers him. He can't put a name to it, but something in the back of his memory knows he knows it. His brow furrows. Its owner approaches him cautiously. Behind them, he sees two other figures, one vaguely familiar while the other is a complete unknown. He returns to the speaker, a dwarven woman, quite literally radiant in her appearance. She removes a dragon-shaped mask to get a better look at him. "Are you back with us, Quan? It's me, Kora. We came to get you."
Kora. He rolls the name around his brain and memories begin to follow behind it. Nights spent around the campfire. Days fighting side by side. Kobald kebabs.
She looks at him hopefully. "Did you get the letter I left you?"
She steps closer. More memories flood in. A burning hag's den and panicked body disposal. Many, many scoldings, though there's warmth behind the smile she barely hides as she chides him. He notices the radiance from her dims and realises she really was glowing a moment ago. So bright she burns, he thinks. Have to keep away from her in a fight, if I want to keep my other ear. Quan nods slowly. "Kora…Yes. We travelled together. We had a mission. We have a mission." He clutches his head, squeezes his eyes shut. So much information at once. Everything hurts. "The dragon. I remember- we died to a white dragon, but then the sword- Bahamut's breath!" His eyes go wide. "I let the sword-"
Quan's eyes snap up. "I attacked you."
Kora nods. "We didn't know what to do. And that…thing said it could help you." They glance at the pile of viscera that was once Quan's jailor. She spits at it. Something inside Quan's chest swells with warmth. "I'm so sorry. I should've known better than to trust it. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. I didn't-"
"It's okay," Quan shushes. "It's okay." Shaky hands reach out for his, hesitant but desperate. He offers one of his, an invitation she eagerly accepts. Kora clings to him. "It's okay. I'm okay. I'm okay."
I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
Also drink water and eat a plant
This is all GREAT. I turned 40 last week, so permit me to add what I learned in my 30s:
keep on not working for startups
sometimes there comes a point where the thing (fandom, hobby, friendship, romantic relationship) you loved no longer brings you joy. And that's okay. Try to mourn the loss, take joy in the memories, and don't burn any bridges in case ten years go by and you find yourself back in that fandom/hobby/relationship again
it turns out that (ugh) moderate regular exercise is (spit) good for you. The sooner you make it part of your life, the easier it'll be
related: if you throw yourself into a new exercise regime too hard and too fast, without stopping to rest or consider whether a particular move is good for you ... well, shoulder injuries are painful and consults with orthopedic surgeons are expensive
knees are bastards too
don't even get me started on ankles
there may come a time when your digestive system is too fragile for ibuprofin. I'm sorry
one day you're gonna wake up and realise you no longer give any fucks about some things that used to bother you
on the other hand, you might be alarmed to realise what you still give a fuck about
never get down on the floor without an exit strategy for getting back up
I turn 50 this year. what I have learned in my 40s:
"loving yourself" is less of a feeling and more of an action. you can start doing it any time and it will make your life better and better as you go on
this will happen incrementally - be patient
along those lines, if you haven't started making an active effort to quit shit-talking yourself, suck it up and do it
no, shut up. do it. "but it's haaaaard!" don't care. do it.
whether you like it or not, you are mortal and you need to go to the doctor for an annual checkup
stretch regularly - your future self will thank you
at some point you will encounter people much younger than you arguing passionately and incorrectly about history you personally remember and experienced
this will be infuriating and annoying
otoh, most other things just... will not matter to you as much
at some point you will shift from wanting to go out to being like "eh" and deciding to stay in. this is okay.
you will have absolutely no idea what The Youth are talking about and you will not care
but if you keep your mind open to new ideas you'll never be irrelevant
your company still doesn't love you - don't give them more than they pay you for
get a fucking hobby, especially a hobby that involves physically creating/handling something and/or moving your body in physical space. it will do you more good than you can imagine
Just turned 60 and let me say:
Find joy, every kind, it's always worth it
I'm talking that massive, never-ending Discord chat with your bestie? The one that makes you giggle through the day? It's not a "waste of time," it's what time was made for
If that's fanfic for your favorite characters who never even met on screen celebrate that!
If that's building a tiny fleet of snake villagers for your snake town and they just cover your mantel hell yes!
If that's collecting pillows and making a fort of them every weekend I'll be right over
Feeling and sharing joy is the whole point
This is too tempting…, so, I’m 74, and: don’t fund startups
Please keep stretching and exercise enough NOT to need an elaborate strategy to get up from the floor. IT MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE
Say bye to your employer as early as you possibly can, unless you really love your job. You won’t be sorry.
Keep doing the annual checkups 🙏🏼
Enjoy that fucking hobby you’ve acquired in your 50, or find something new. Do try new things & adventures.
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When I block a tag, can you just remove the post from my feed entirely? I don't need to know the post exists. I don't want to see that thing that was tagged with the word(s) I have blocked. I don't think I'm asking too much.
I think I'm just gonna listen to Joywave all day.
Commission for @black-rose4 to commemorate the reunion of Kora, with her friend, Quan.
Commission for @black-rose4 to commemorate the reunion of Kora, with her friend, Quan.
Thankful to not be popular. I can't imagine receiving some of the asks the weirdos on this platform send to popular artists. 😬
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.
a hoe never gets lyme disease
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inspired by a rant i was going on elsewhere bc someone tweeted something very stupid and uninformed about hamlet and it got my back up as someone who took two single-text-focus english literature courses in college and they were on wuthering heights and hamlet, i now put it to all of you on here:
what's "your" shakespeare play?
hamlet
macbeth
the tempest
merchant of venice
midsummer night's dream
twelfth night
richard iii
othello
julius caesar
king lear
another not listed (specify in tags) (i really just put my own top 10 here nbd)
i have no particular feelings about any shakespeare play/results tag
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