@hazelrhoeas - Tumblr Blog

influencers are telling everyone to get off their birth control and repackaging sexist narratives about menstrual cycles as some kind of kind of cissexist "self-care" thing and all the stores are filled with ankle length floral dresses like is anyone else getting scared

fucking-relax

when you find yourself in Panic Mode and you got to get yourself out, or just feel like a change of pace right now, some steps to follow:

signal for Rest and Digest by sipping some water

purposefully inhale for 3 seconds, hold for 3 seconds, exhale for 3 seconds

shock your system by holding an ice cube in your mouth and focus on melting it until it's gone. remember to purposefully breathe.

move, stretch, and unclench your body where it aches to release the panic you hold

clonerightsagenda

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

clonerightsagenda

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

hi-im-cy

Jake Auchincloss was a lifelong Republican until he decided to run for MA-4. As a Republican on the Newton City Council, he proactively defending a group of students who ran through Newton North High School waving the Confederate loser flag. He has absolutely no standing to criticize Graham Platner. He doesn't give a shit about hateful iconography if it's racist against Black people.

massachusetts-official

Official Post of Massachusetts

weirdplutoprince

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

#me when the idiot in the White House decided to start a war literally the day before we refinanced our mortgage #good bye low interest rates and hello ridiculously priced gas #I hate it here

intercal

you could follow the genuinely funny poster who is going to be gone in 6 months, or you could follow me, the mediocre-to-okayish poster who's been on tumblr for 11.5 years and will be here until the flames finally reach and destroy the data center with our precious memories

junk-thunder

[citation not needed. no prablem]

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

terraswallows

Smoking absolutely destroys your estrogen.

warbeneaththerain

skopostheorie

He's actually so based

flipocrite

Cops can access your phone and all its contents through face and touch ID with a backdoor hack called “a cudgel to the back of the head”

mapsontheweb

Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)

rumbustious-backhander

High speed rail in China on 2008 VS 2020

somethingusefulfromflorida

blinkees

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

fasciation-fascination

perfect

hahaimdrowning

Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

adelphicoracle

I had never heard of this character before, but it really was published over a hundred years ago. Here’s a comics blog talking about her, and a couple more gems: