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um hi ...enjoy ...... (°□°） Andrea //20//trans// pre hrt(hormone therapy ) // longboarding is life ~so is cruising //from LA Curently living in a small city in the middle of California

[sandmandaddy69]

[friendlynoodles]

paintings of my cat Noodle over the years

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[magicratfingers]

REAL TEARS I AM CRYING REAL TEARS

[thewatcherandthewarden]

This is Sarasota County Ferret Rescue (linked above) and she posts all sorts of ferret outfits!

Consider donating to her, she takes crazy good care of her ferrets. She always chooses to try to save them, rather than getting them put down. Even when the surgeries are expensive and have low success rates, she always gives them a shot. She does everything for those ferrets, including only feeding them homemade raw food diets, and converting multiple rooms in her house into ferret paradises so they can free roam rather than living in cages. She really is the best ferret parent.

[robertcapajpg]

mutuals this winter we are all doing this

[digitaldiscipline]

[copperbadge]

Between this and the in-home saunas, it feels like Finland has figured some things out.

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

‎

[arsenic-the-fae]

Frightening ghoul have you been running through the grass lately?

[the-frightening-ghoul]

[randomalienencounter]

ᓭ𝙹ᒲᒷʖ𝙹↸||‘ᓭ ⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ℸ ̣ᔑ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ᓵꖎᒷᔑリᒷ↸ ℸ ̣𝙹リ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣

[lethalhedgehogs-deactivated2023]

Had this cute idea that April taught the turtles how to braid her hair when they were kids, and it just became a nice family thing that they like to do.

Mikey was too little when they first learned, so April and Raph would put in some orange beads for him. And when Raph’s fingers got too big to do the braids, Mikey would use include the red.

and yes they absolutely made those rubber band necklaces. I was obsessed with those as a kid

[gracefuldisasters]

I’m once again using other ppl’s reblogs to recover art from my deleted tumblr blog -u-

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

dere you go

[oursidae]

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is 

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

[smolfairy-deactivated20150914]

yAy

[post-and-out]

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

[fan-troll]

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

[goldpilot22]

Because I love you all.

[purple---skye]

reblogging cause i need to save this

[5bi5]

A note for those who have trouble measuring butter with a spoon as I do: one cup I am sixteen tablespoons. Butter/margarine bricks are usually a half a cup, so just cut one eighth of that amount 

[ironwoman359]

These are really good! And yes, for the love of god, if you have it use white sugar and brown sugar, add just a pinch of salt, and as many chocolate chips as you darn well please. Great with icecream, whipped cream on top, or a tall glass of milk (keep in mind you gotta eat it with a spoon, you can’t dip it in milk) 

Super college friendly (trust me)

[lee-not-garrison]

I made this and it’s super awesome! Bonus things you could add: butterscotch flavoring, cut up KitKats, torn apart Milkyways, and stolen ice cream!

[dying-by-fangirling-deactivated]

Ohhhh boy kiddos have at it!

[whump-mybeloved]

Reblogging so I remember to do this

[esoteric-stars]

Just made this but am out of chocolate chips so used hot chocolate powder a splash of milk and marshmallows. HEAVANLY

[thatonelonelydwaggy]

Reblog to save a life

[starkid256]

i will pray to you

[starkid256]

i burnt it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

[lemonsharks]

@taraljc i found it I found the sacred mug cookie recipe

[taraljc]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

My Depression: World is bad and cursed

Tumblr: Wrong

Consider

penguins navigating stairs <3

[vigilantsycamore]

Cute and cuddly <3

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Friend shaped creachurs <3

[firwalker]

Penguins can heal us we simply must watch and listen

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 GOOD LIL BIRBS <3

[trainingdummyrabbit]

please do me a favor and look up "dovekie" on your nearest image searching tool at your earliest convenience. for me. thankyou.

[ottisbuns]

Waddashape............

[trainingdummyrabbit]

Very Important

[bunjywunjy]

their wingss. are so littl

[handweavers]

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they're also really passionate about it

[ozth]

found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember

[deathtokillian]

Ideas are cooking for my pride outfit.

[deathtokillian]

Oh boy have I pissed off the transphobes with this one.

[coughloop]

gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

[coughloop]

..ive been such a fool

[thyrell]

thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

[coughloop]

*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

[thyrell]

ow what the hell

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[chromaticabrasions]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[tintheelvenking]

OP did a lovely job with this piece. The pose they picked is a difficult one to do correctly and dynamically- the doubling over is hard to illustrate without making it look weird or poorly drawn, the low seat of the “pelvis” making the figure dip down lower (to emphasize the clutching motion of the hands) is a hard perspective to imagine without a reference. I liked the way OP chose to draw the shoulders, evoking both the hunching of shoulders that would be present in a fleshier painting and drawing out the strong, dynamic curve of the body.

The blood, the desperate clutch, the crying and the pose all suggest something religious, making the post all the more impactful with its drawing- The caramel frappe does not answer the subject, just as God does not answer the subjects of paintings who depicted the same theme.

It’s also intriguing where OP chose to put details. In amostly minimalist creation, the (relatively) detailed frappe, hands, and face guides your eyes in a a dynamic way- from the frappe to the face, then follows the line of the body out to the end of the legs- making the art more interesting to the eye.

I have a theory about the colors that I’m not sure is true, but I think the subject being black and white separates it from the frappe, which is fully colored. The blood, neither frappe nor person colored, acts as a connector between the two– the only ways the two subjects can connect are through touch and sight, both of which causes the human subject pain. Then again, I may be reading into things too much idk

[chromaticabrasions]

okay this is my favorite comment on this entire post

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[boringkate]

Must be so embarrassing to be into bondage as a lobster or a crab. All your buddies are pissed about getting elastic banded are you just like stuck with them trying to pretend you aren't hornt and swooning. They can probably all tell.

[chubbybunnytgirl]

reblog if you want a fat transgender girlfriend