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hilariouslarry

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Lynda Carter

Lynda Carter -- Wonder Woman!

reallyndacarter

Why do I look like I'm about to touch the ground and say something terrible happened here?

bleedingbrains

boethiah

when you try to open up to your friends but your issues are way too over the top for them

melancholy-manic

I’m screaming

oneheadtoanother

yo-its-matt

it sure fucking is buddy

starrypawz

This footage of Elmo after messing up a take on Sesame Street is peak relatable

sleepy-shark

In Elmo’s voice: “I only had three lines!”

AAAHAHAHAHSJDHSHSHDOWLWPWFIEIIVKWIDORIRUEYIWOCMDKDSOFIWIIGWORJDIWKFISIOSOWOKQWOWIJFIEJFIWKWDJDIDKEOEIDOWKGIEKDKRIDKWKFOWOWOEJEISOGJEJEIRIDKWKTIEKWOEKE WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG THAT IM ONLY TOSSED TO THE SIDE AND ONLY USED FOR THE CONVENIENCE OF PEOPLE I HATE MY LIFE SO FUCKING MUCH. ITS ALL GONE TERRIBLY WRONG. JUST WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. I SHOULD DIE. KILL MYSELF. FINNALLY. ONCE AND FOR ALL. but thats so fuckkng stupid why would I ever holy fuck im not dumb. Im not fuckkng dumb. This isnt thirteen reasons why. I will not revenge suicide myself. Im not. Fuck. Im just so sad of being left out. “Hey, we’re at the beach. Would you mind moving the time of our uber?” WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?! I fucking invited you to be my friend and go together and then you go to to the fucking beach to get some rays while im stoned alone in my dorm room listening to jason robert brown?! Don’t you realize I’m alone?! IM ABOUT TO DROP FUCKIMG ACID! If either you of self-righteous, snobbish, rich-ass, fake ass, hoe ass bitch ass drugged up drunk horny cole sniffing ball licking face sitting cunt fingering dog loving mouth kissing son of bitches were able to understand me over time I would still be sober and i’d be out on beach before seeing Songs for a New World. And guess what i dont care if you’re not ready when the uber comes. I’m taking it.

plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

suicunesrider

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

drtanner-dickery

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man.

fanboyingoverdemigods

fucking look at this shit though

mauridianhallow

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

mizushimo

amazing

shadowthorne

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

mad-dyspunktional

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

datneeks

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

muck-raker-deactivated20181222

(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

alessariel

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

brainsforbabyjesus

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

alessariel

This is getting better and better.

red-dirt-roads-deactivated20161

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

teslasturtle-deactivated2023011

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

perspectivemax-deactivated20181

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

myloverhammurabi

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

gorsime

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

myloverhammurabi

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

flamingbluepanda

Old movies had the best special effects

skafuller-deactivated20180122

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

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@jurassicparkandrecreation

senkirowolf

@shepfax

prettyarb

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them. Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass. They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that. And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that. One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking. Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent. Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.