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[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[too-little-linear-time]

[racistspiderman]

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[godbastian-deactivated20201108]

pictures from the area 51 raid are honestly poetic cinema and we should all be happy that we are witnessing such a historic moment

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

[jasontoddiefor]

[fiddlesolo]

vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this

[1953swan]

hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people

[bellas-orange-jansport-deactiva]

charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead

[maximumsunshine]

I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.

[hazziet1]

Jensen Ackles is the reason I have a thing for backs

[lettersfromadreamgirl]

Me introducing myself like hi I romanticise everything, overthink way too much, live 85% of my life in my head and still can’t believe I’m a Real Person

[survivingsiblingsuicide]

“This is a thing many people outside your grief cannot understand: that you have not simply lost one person, at one point in time. You have lost their presence in every aspect of your life. Your future has changed as well as your “now”.”

— Megan Devine, refugeingrief.com

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[hustlerose]

(wi-fi is connected, every other app loads just fine) 

tumblr app: uh oh! there’s a big scrungy wungy in your internet badoodle!!!!

[thatmaildude]

Me; currently in call, streaming music, or otherwise doing something that’s definately using internet atm;

Tumblr app; “Oopsie Woopsie the internet did a fuckie wuckie, we bungled th-

[garbage-empress]

half of those will post anyway without warning and the other half are just lost forever. there’s no indication which is which.

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

that wasn’t a dream. it was a glimpse of your past life

[marshmalllow]

Average height boys r suspicious to me…..always so medium….probably hiding something. and short boys always so angry about being short. and tall boys r too scary and more mass volume to store evil. there is no peace

[fundamentallyf00lish]

Oh. Um. We apologize for having a variety of heights.

[marshmalllow]

I don’t forgive you!!

[bruiselikeviolets]

you ever read something so fucking stupid you want to blow your brains out

[universefemme]

Bisexual women aren’t straight for dating men

[fierceawakening]

What the everloving fuck

[seashellronan]

people i make myself look good for:

myself

gay women

my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room

[jaythenerdkid-official]

drunk girls in bathrooms

[qtipping]

freddie mercury who’s watching over us

[clint-ftm-barton]

Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[hazziet1]

Jensen Ackles is the reason I have a thing for backs

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

I’m a cute gf ur all missing out