A Few F/Os Away From My Own Mambo No. 5

Hopefulblazeexpert’s self shipping blog! Occasionally I post suggestive content, block “spicy” if you do not wish to see this

[hbe-selfshipping]

💜 Hello and Welcome!

This here is my self shipping blog, I’m so happy you could make it!

So, to introduce myself:

💜 Call me Hope, I’m 27 and use She/They/It pronouns 💜 I’m asexual 💜 I’m super cool with sharing, so if we share F/O’s, feel free to gush to me, cuz I’ll probably join you!

Romantic F/Os:

💕 Rose and Delilah, two OCs I’ve been married to since high school

💕 Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece), husband

💕 Ashwatthama (FGO), fiancé

💕 Yautja (none specified) (Predator), varies on plot

💕 Xenomorph (none specified) (Alien), uhhh don’t worry about it

Platonic F/Os:

💛 Usopp (One Piece)

💛 If they were a popular Creepypasta circa mid-2010s, I count them among my blorbos in some capacity

💛 Kama (Fate), I have decided they are my friend

Familial F/Os:

🧡 My kids with my wives: Briar, Neveah, Michelle, and Julius

🧡 Every Hassan in FGO, relationships vary depending on which Hassan it is (Cursed Arm: Uncle, Serenity: Little Sister, Hundred Personas: Cousins, First Hassan: Grandpa)

🧡 Sanji (One Piece), Nephew-like relationship

🧡 Michael Myers (Halloween), my son despite being older than me in at least a few versions of canon

🧡 The Charlotte Family (One Piece), In-Laws

🧡 Mordred (Fate), Child (Mordred is not a girl nor a boy, Mordred is a knight and that’s IT lmao)

🧡 Angra Mainyu (Fate), Son

🧡 The Indominus Rex (Jurassic World), Daughter. I call her Indy!

🧡 The Indoraptor (Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), Son. I call him Jekyll!

🧡 Voyager (FGO), Son

🧡 MASH MY BELOVED KOUHAI (FGO)

🧡 Antonio Salieri (FGO), He appeared in my dreams to try and wake me up so I wouldn’t miss my bus, that’s dad behaviour, so he is my dad now

🧡 Jinako Carigiri (Fate), Sister. She is precious to me and if you want to bitch about her being a bad unit, fuck off, this darling tank has carried me through so many tough fights and I ADORE her for it

🧡 Arjuna (Fate), Brother. He just sort of showed up here one day. It’s cool though, I love him

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[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

For Father’s Day, I’m interested to know: those of y’all whose f/os are fathers, who have kids with them in your ships, how do you tell them you’re expecting? How do they react when they learn they’re going to be a dad? 👀

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[iscreamvanilla]

On the previous note, I truly 100% need more hand kisses. Sweet pecks on your palm. His mouth on your inner wrist, soft and gentle as he feels your pulse quicken a little under his lips. He then places a reverent kiss on each finger of the hand that holds his heart.

[freeroam]

miserable people: selfshipping is so lame and unhealthy and bad !!!1!!1!!

selfshippers:

(that’s you and your f/o. btw)

[lvmimis]

what's a kink you never thought you'd have until you found the right f/o?

[nebbymakesimagines]

When you selfship but you also really enjoy the canon ship

[hbe-selfshipping]

@sovereign-drakey

[damsely-deactivated20251205]

i’ve definitely asked this before but think we could all use to think about it a little: what is your f/o’s absolute favorite non physical thing about you? what was the number one thing that made them realize they couldn’t live without you? please spare no detail ❤️

[unspecificyume]

Imagine your f/o saying "when I was your age" and then stopping, because they realize how that sounds.

[mewnbuns]

there’s just so much beauty in seeing someone ageing and changing and growing older im

[mewnbuns]

being his first but in the sense of: the first hand he’s gotten to hold as he’s guides you through a crowd, the first person he’s ever had stealing his clothes, his first good morning kiss in a romantic sense, the first person he’s ever held close in bed before falling asleep…..

[takaholic]

Okay but how awful would it be if he knew you were holding back and hiding your wants and desires from him and he just pins you down and won't let up until you're honest with him. He's firm yet gentle in his patience, reassuring you with sweet words and kisses. Even if you start to cry from the shame of wanting, he'll dry your tears but still won't relent until he hears your desires. Maybe he even plays the emotional angle, that it hurts to know you're not telling him everything, and he wonders if he's not trustworthy, that he isn't enough for you to be completely yourself with him.

[threadbare-sweater]

your fave's face visibly softens when he looks at you. in case you were wondering.

[suguwu]

hot spring visit with a man who stammers and can barely look at you glistening in the water vs with a man who is composed and meets your eyes but his hands are curled so tightly on the edge that the stone might crack

[crowttore]

Asking him if he still loves you while he's balls deep in a post-orgasm bliss and he just groans and goes "christ, I bought a ring last week" and that's how you find out he was planning to propose 👍

[crowttore]

being a tease about giving a blowjob and doing little kitten licks on his tip. unfortunately the sight bypasses all restraint he might have and he comes square in your face. he apologises profusely and lowkey wants to die after

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

For those of us with freckles, I am forever on the agenda of f/os discovering freckles in all different places the first time they see you naked + the first time you have sex, and they’re so enamored with them. Almost awed. Tracing fingers over them like they’re connecting constellations. Staring at them like they want to memorize every last one. Kissing them, slow presses of lips to skin, especially if they’re on more sensitive areas. Approaching each one with a reverent appreciation because they can’t believe they get the privilege of seeing them.