@cnc-week Tyelcurvo and Relationships
What are they? Well, you have to be blind not to notice exactly what they are to each other. For some reason, all of Tirion seems to be blind
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@cnc-week Tyelcurvo and Relationships
What are they? Well, you have to be blind not to notice exactly what they are to each other. For some reason, all of Tirion seems to be blind
WIP whenever
Thank you so much for the tag @perlen-gold and @a-dwarfs-dream-of-space 💕 I enjoy these a lot!
Here's mine. It's another Angbaby AU snippet. Mentions of non explicit sex in this one :3 Hope you enjoy <3
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Snippet under the cut :D
The villain had to admit, they were not immune to the sight of the hero kneeling before them.
"...cannot fight two wars at once," the hero was saying, steady and dignified, their clenched jaw the only sign of their tension. "In a choice between the annihilation of my people or surrender, I come to negotiate terms that will be mutually beneficial against a common enemy."
"Interesting," the villain said, popping a grape into their mouth. They had day dreamed about this, though their version typically involved a couple guards to hold the hero down. Never had they dreamed the hero would give themselves up of their own accord. "Or, I could make smart decision and sit back, watch you and this new challenger exhaust yourselves, and then swoop in to pick up the pieces."
The hero's jaw clenched even tighter. "If you do nothing, the only pieces left for you will be salted fields and mass graves," they said, almost smoothly enough to hid the raw anger under their words. "I did think you were more avaricious than that."
"Careful, you're throwing insults," the villain said, standing to their feet. "That's not very appropriate when you're begging me to save you. No, no - stay down."
The hero took in a great, shuddering breath, but sank back down to their knees from where they had started to rise. Their face was flushed and their hands clenched around the mudstained hem of their tunic, but they kept their glare fixed on the villain's. The villain didn't mind. They held the hero's gaze with a grin as they strolled down the steps of their dias.
"There will be no negotiation," the villain hummed, savoring the fury and the helplessness in the hero's face. "I get your throne. And I get you."
The hero jerked back as if struck. They did not break eye contact, the villain had to hand it to them. But there was no surprise. Just a despairing acceptance that the worst was happening. "A... a marriage alliance is certainly a solution I am prepared to consider," the hero said.
"Oh, if this were a marriage proposal I'd be the one on my knee." The villain reached out and ran a hand through the hero's hair. Just because they could. The hero shuddered deliciously under their touch as the villain leaned in. "You'll be mine," the villain whispered in their longtime rival's ear. "Whatever I choose to call you, however I choose to use you."
"I'm not accepting that," the hero breathed out.
"You don't have a choice-" the villain started.
"-unless you guarantee my people's safety," the hero finished, eyes fixed past the villain. They were trembling but still so defiant, so brave. "Half your best forces to my borders within the week, another quarter within the month. And no throwing my people off their land - you take them as your own to defend."
The villain stopped in their tracks. Looked down at the hero. "I said no negotiations."
The hero managed a faint smile. "And yet here we are. Negotiating."
The villain drew their dagger. The hero closed their eyes but did not flinch. "Look at you," the villain hummed, teasing the hero's chin up with the edge of the blade. "Out of friends, out of soldiers, out of resources. Begging on your knees and you still don't realize your position."
The hero swallowed again, throat bobbing against the knife. "Take my deal," they said, the self sacrificing idiot. "Save my people. And in return..." Their hand wrapped around the villain's wrist, warm and gently promising. "In return, I suppose you can teach me my position."
The smart play was to do nothing. The smart play was to wait this war out. But the hero was on their knees, on their knees, offering the villain everything... The villain couldn't say no to that. And they didn't.
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Dance Lessons
So I have like a billion little HotchReid burbles that the amazingly wonderful and endlessly patient @spencersfunkysocks has had to put up with for the last couple of months. So I might start posting some of them here between bigger fics. They're not really edited and just really fast drabbles more than anything super expanded on. If anyone has any interest though, I might elaborate on a few <3 hope you enjoy
Before they're together. There's this function and Strauss told them they'll all have to play nice. "Hotch. I don't want to do this. I don't even dance." "Alright alright. Calm down. C'mere."
There's a lot of stepped-on toes and a lot of cussing on Reid's part but Hotch just grins and tells him it's alright. Take a breath and they'll take it from the top. "I'll take you from the top" Hotch's mouth gets the better of him. "I think we both know that's not true"
He misses his next step and ends up stepping on Reods foot. "Oh my God. I am… so sorry." And he's pulling away as quickly as he can cause ooops. But Reid is biting his lip. "You know. I've seen others dancing. Usually, it's a little more…" and he's pulling Hotch a bit closer, putting his head on his shoulder and they both relax into it.
The song ends but they're still spinning slowly. When Reid tilts his head back, Hotch is already looking at him. "If you want me to stop…" Reid just shakes his head and leans into the kiss, letting himself be crowded back onto Hotch's desk.
It's very smiley and soft and Reid is chuckling a little. "You know for someone who's pretty good on your feet, your hands get a bit clumsy when you're nervous," "Reid not now"
Reid makes a smug sound and only pulls Hotch a bit closer.
"So still thinking about skipping the event?" Hotch asks with a smile. "Would be easier to go with a date," Reid asks, and there's a sudden hesitation there that… well. That won't do. So Hotch leans in and kisses the corner of his mouth. "Would you like to go with me this weekend?" "As long as you don't mind having a crap dance partner." Spencer smiles a little. "You'll catch on. We can practice." Author's note: They don't practice. Not even a little bit.
By the time Hotch proposes 2 years later, Reid is a fantastic dancer. But they're dancing at another event when Hotch asks and Reid missteps and lands on Hotch's foot, only making Hotch laugh.
"It's been 18 months since you've stepped on my foot…" "20 months, 1 week and 3…. that doesn't. Yes." He's got his face buried into Hotch's neck grinning like mad.
Can you please do more vampire Obi-wan? I want Anakin to convince him to take more than just a few mouthfuls and for it to maybe end a bit steamy?? Please? 🥺
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In the end, Anakin ended up listening to the mind healers. He’d tried everything else, after all. He waited until they were planetside on a world where everything was - for once - not going completely awry and found Obi-Wan in the small but clean room he’d been given to stay in during the treaty negotiations.
Obi-Wan smiled to see him, waving him through the door, saying something about the meeting they were supposed to attend the next day. The words went through Anakin’s head like water, leaving no trace behind. Obi-Wan noticed, somehow, glancing up at him and frowning while he asked, “Are you alright?”
“I’m fine,” Anakin said, though his pulse was beating too fast and his mouth felt dry. Obi-Wan stared another moment, nodded, and started to turn back to all his paperwork. Anakin took a sharp step forward before he could, seized onto the mind healer’s advice, and blurted, “I want you to bite me. Again.”
OOOOH WOW I just heard about tdick and the mere thought makes me go INSANE!!! WDYM THAT'S POSSIBLE???? WDYM I CAN HAVE THAT??? AAAAAAAAA I AM. SO ECSTATIC RN
Not to mention we are currently discussing possible endocrinologists for me and actually found one who speacializes in non binary transition care. AAAAAAA
If we're already talking about angbang defiling tolkien's texts: Melkor probably took those Silmarils and shoved them right up Mairon's a–
inspired by @moringottocake and their text. *waves*