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@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
occasionally subtle
Stranger Things
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@hcrzlos-aa
i think one of the most interesting things experiences ive had rping medibot is honestly unique reactions from medic rpers??? my friend over on fbs medic was v :/// what is this bs u tryna copy something as perfect as me tf? fake.
whilst uve got my main med here whos 100% gay and would find a way to fuck medibot and is flattered by the idea of someone trying to recreate his likeness
tfw a robot gets to keep the title dr ludwig when ur still mr ludwig since u lost ur license
icons that still make me bust a nut
me: siegfried isnt that important
these two pictures: exist
me: fuc k, ,, , i wa s wrong he’’s so val id,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
supernatural au Siegfried is another man made product like any regular verse of his 👌 Made by a bunch of dumb fools playing with dark magic in Cologne
Still not a demon or a god, he was made there and then so he wasnt summoned, rather bright from the get go and adapted to the world around him fast
the folks who made him didnt last too long once he began to understand what was going on dont make beings out of dark magic cos theyre only gonna fend for themselves w low probability of loyality
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supernatural medibot/sieg comes as so friendly and nice but he isnt a wanted shape shifter for fun the skull fuck has tried to play god of death so many times and being mostly skeleton it wasnt hard to get away w it
he has no empathy for humans, or any other creature honestly, and just sees them all as something to play with
the monster aint even really a god or even slightly demi anything just a shapeshifter w grim intents
the cool collected voice used in the one of the original mtm concepts is def siegs main tone but that accent aint there
❛ They played me like a damn fiddle. ❜
fun fact: siegs accent is v smooth texan having been raised mainly by dell but when he yells u can tell he was more influenced by a certain rocket happy fuck from how coarse it gets
( * & . — MORE POPULAR TEXT POST STARTERS .
‘ forgive and forget ?? hahaha no . resent and remember . ’
‘ when i get murdered i want it to be so perfect and mysterious that i get featured on buzzfeed unsolved true crime with one theory and it’s about aliens . ’
‘ in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me he loved me then he slapped my ass and said ‘ back to business . ’ i’m going to marry him . ’
‘ do you ever just crave domesticity ? to coming home to a partner , meld into them like you do your bed after a long day , soak your mind in the serenity of theirs like a warm bath to soothe the knots on your body , wrap yourself in their warmth and just fucking sigh from pure comfort . ’
‘ * whispers seductively * i don’t care . ’
‘ if anyone wants me i’ll be in the dirt thinking about love . ’
‘ girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want . ’
‘ i mean i’m cute but also really fucking creepy . ’
‘ concept : someone hugs you tight and tells you they love you . you feel it . ’
‘ it’s hard when you constantly feel so fucking unwanted . ’
‘ pro tip : instead of having feelings , try being dead inside . everything is still horrible but you will not care at all . ’
‘ i just need a hug(e about of money) . ’
‘ i’m a power couple with myself . i love us . we work hard . ’
‘ my female role model ? the t-rex from jurassic park . she just screams and eats . that’s a mood baby . ’
‘ i’m at the ‘ we’ll see ’ stage in my life . with everything and everyone . we will see . ’
‘ can you believe some people can see a cat and not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for that animal ?? they don’t even get the urge to kiss them right on their little baby cat head . that’s in comprehensible to me . ’
‘ do you ever just feel super unlovable . ’
‘ hey , quick question , what the fuck is going on ? ’
‘ i’m a person who wants to do lots of things trapped inside a body that wants to SLEEP at all times . ’
‘ i’m so datable . . . and yet here i am . . . . not being asked on dates . . . . tragic . . . . ’
‘ you ever fall in love with somebody like five times ? like damn , i thought i loved you before but wtf is this next level shit . ’
‘ i learned that people leave even if they promised a thousand times they wouldn’t . ’
‘ get a man that STAYS geeked over you , not just in the beginning . ’
‘ i’m following my heart but it doesn’t seem like she knows the directions either . ’
‘ mace . bug spray . . . but for men . ’
‘ my favorite winter activity is staying inside in my pajamas and being antisocial . ’
‘ tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be like ‘ sup you fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked . ’ ’
‘ adulthood is just understanding why shrek just wanted to be left alone . ’
‘ hmm . . . anyone else feel halloween coming ? because she’s on her way . ’
‘ concept : looking at the stars while your significant other is kissing your neck . ’
‘ i hate it when people ask ‘ what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done ? ’ like awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass . ’
‘ for the last time , we are not sending you to space just so you can , and i quote , ‘ chase that sweet , sweet alien ass . ’ ’
‘ i have this weird self - esteem issue where i hate myself but i still think that i’m better than everyone else . ’
‘ i’m literally impossible to kill ( professionally diagnosed ) . ’
‘ how is ‘ pretty boy ’ supposed to be an insult ?? i’m the prettiest goddamn boy in down . ’
‘ if you don’t listen to abba . . . get well soon i guess . ’
‘ when you have a bad childhood god makes you hot in your twenties . ’
‘ there are only five genders : scary , sporty , posh , ginger , and baby . ’
‘ ‘ are you ready to stop acting like a brat now ? ’ first of all , this is no act . ’
‘ you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit . ’
‘ i’m such a tease . i’ll tell you how bad i want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep . ’
‘ i need to be fuckin kissed . get on top of me and kiss the fuck outta me . i just need to be fuckin kissed , man . ’
‘ why talk about your feelings when you could repress them until they evolve into self - hatred . ’
‘ do you ever just realize that you’re not a good person . ’
‘ am i straight ? oh fuck no , god forbid . ’
‘ i need some physical affection and three bottles of vodka . ’
‘ if you call me baby in that soft voice i’ll do whatever you want me to do . ’
‘ from the bottom of my heart , please know , that i’d appreciate being slammed against a wall with your hand down my pants and your breath against my neck saying that i’m yours and only yours . ’
‘ what turns me on ? attention . ’
‘ like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life . ’
‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
‘ wear your scars proudly . whatever tried to kill you failed . ’
‘ don’t forget to smile while intimidating someone . ’
‘ life’s too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit . ’
‘ am i a good person ? no . but do i try to be better every single day ? also no . ’
‘ yes i hate men . yes i am attracted to men . we exist . ’
‘ yes you’re allowed to have other friends , you just have to love me more . ’
‘ i ain’t no weak bitch but i didn’t deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced . ’
‘ food will never break my heart . ’
‘ i love making people who already hate me hate me more . ’
‘ squad is over . we’re cults now . ’
‘ caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens . ’
‘ look , pal , i just wanna hold your hand and make out . ’
‘ thank you for showing me what love should look like . ’
‘ unless you hit me in the face with a brick that says ‘ i’m flirting with you ’ i’m most likely just gonna think you’re being nice . ’
‘ sorry i didn’t reply , i was having twenty - seven panic attacks about my future . ’
babys first existential crisis
a visual of how bad siegs handwriting is
Sieg in the streets: calm and collected. moody grandpa. Holds a high opinion of himself
Sieg in the sheets: two seconds from committing a murder-suicide. Emo grandpa "I'LL NEVER BE HIM I CANT MEET THOSE STANDARDS!!!" self harms and covers it up w the quick fix (not for arousal or curiosity)
This is such a pity by w.eezer is such a big lud/sieg mood w heavy influence from luds perspective tbh
Esp if you consider it early before sieg and lud were on good terms
reminder that sieg is stationed in the badlands and is stuck wearing this shit
the fact that man hasnt died of a heat stroke before he has the chance to off himself is a miracle
